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Joined June 2019
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God bless America 🇺🇸
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Now that’s a beautiful Reflecting Pool. ❤️
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Asshole
BREAKING: New reports emerge that Jensen Huang's wife, Lori, pawned her wedding ring to keep Nvidia afloat in 1995
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No credible reports support that Jensen Huang's wife pawned her wedding ring in 1995. Nvidia's early near-collapse was addressed via a $5M Sega investment, layoffs and other steps per accounts of the period. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nvidia thenextweb.com/news/nvidia-se… tomshardware.com/tech-industry/… inc.com/peter-cohan/ag…
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Liberal lunatics support animal cruelty 🥶
Muslims will be allowed to sacrifice animals in Michigan . Michigan City Hamtramck Votes to Allow Religious . Animal Sacrifice at Home Hamtramck City Council, whose members are all Muslim, voted to amend its animal ordinance to permit religious animal sacrifices on residential property. Residents must notify the city at least a week in advance, provide the date and time, allow post-sacrifice inspections for cleanliness, keep the act out of public view, and follow humane slaughter methods.
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I have those in my yard. I won’t hurt them. Just remove them to deeper woods area. Far away from my flower beds.
Move over, meteorologists. Woolly bear caterpillars have a winter forecast! Folklore says more black means a harsh winter, while a wider brown band predicts milder weather. Scientists say the bands reflect age and growth, not future weather. But some folks still trust the fuzz!
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所以美国人还是真傻白甜,我有几个邻居,女儿都长得超级好看,不输明星名模的好看,而且都是真脸,不是整容脸。 但是没一个涌向纽约或者硅谷去淘金的,都是嫁给普通人(甚至有一个嫁给很穷结过婚有俩孩子比她大十多岁的加勒比非裔) 难怪神还是爱美国,爱并守护他最后的子民们
基本上,美女流向最多的行业,就是那个时代最红火的行业———美女流动的方式,包括就业,也包括谈恋爱、找情人,等等。
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So a leftist goon killed his entire family and two cats, then did mass shooting. Leftists goon are absolutely evil.
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Ladies, there are two things won’t betray you: money and cat 🐱 Love your cat 🐱
Jensen Huang’s wife after seeing this market
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I will switch to Chewy for my cats supply
UPDATE: 25 companies have now confirmed they will not advertise on the “I’ve had it” podcast after hosts Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan laughed at Charlie’s m*rder: Cash App Chewy Boll & Branch Zenni Optical Momentous Honeylove Casper HexClad Ethos Branch Basics Ladder Nutrafol Jones Road Beauty ZipRecruiter PAKA Ember BetterHelp Primal Queen Monarch Money iRestore HomeServe Ridge Wallet Lola Blankets NOBL Travel Dupe
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Timeline cleanse😊
🟨 GET OFF MY THRONE! 🟨
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“Officials say this is largely because European AI industry does not exist.”
BREAKING: the EU says there is currently "no evidence of Chinese spies targeting Europe’s AI sector". Officials say this is largely because European AI industry does not exist.
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NYP今日头版。
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白痴登强制极其危险的实验药物,不打就丢工作不能上学不能进餐馆,黄左全家戳戳戳,孕妇儿童都戳戳戳,Covid vax 导致癌症,自免疫病,泌尿系统疾病,心血管疾病,不孕不育,以及蛋白错误折叠引起的各种无法治疗的疾病 现在白痴登快不行了,黄左们如丧考批🤷‍♀️ 这就是“蠢贱货”,智商低而且贱到骨子里
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Don't cheat on your wife.
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卧操!太强了!! 黄仁勋化身情歌王子,倾情演唱《无借口的错》 全程感情真挚,真诚道歉,眼角流着泪水 如果不是打着AI生成的水印 我还真把这个当作是他亲口演唱的MV SUNO + MiniMax H3真的能打
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💯 accurate
Are Chinese ppl based. oh yeah, mostly anyways! 中国人其实就是历史上经历太多了,其实啥都明白,只是不太喜欢抗争罢了。白左这套民粹革命,也是国人玩剩下的,最后发现都是一场梦,最后还是吃喝玩乐最实在。
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🤣🤣🤣
After successful Nvidia project Next china’s target will be Sam Altman Will be literally Open AI
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不得不说,刻板印象都是有原因的🤣 毕竟,你看,铺天盖地的,如果都是某种消息🤷‍♀️
🤖 Made with AI
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燕子厉害,全身而退,老黄背锅。 老黄动真情哦。这么护着燕子。 支持老黄老婆离婚,分一半家产。
6月初就知道黄仁勋和Alice Huang的瓜了,这在算力圈也不是啥大的秘密。 整个故事挺唏嘘,不过可以明确的一点是,老黄是个好人,保全了女方,至少她现在在很安全的地方,自己承担了责任。 Alice Huang的老公是其前合伙人。 Alice Huang之前所在的 Megaspeed 算是中国算力圈的黄埔军校,里面的人后来分散到了各个地方。 Megaspeed前身是游戏公司第七大道,背后股东主要是各大游戏公司,包括《传奇》的运营方世纪华通。 Megaspeed的操作路径,是比较常见的手法,把东南亚当跳板。 以新加坡主体,向英伟达合规下单,拿到配额,Megaspeed对于自己和英伟达的良好合作关系也从来不藏着掖着,直接在官网挂上了英伟达支持。 设备运到马来西亚、印尼自建数据中心落地,对外宣称算力本地自用、对外出租。 这些芯片运送到Megaspeed于2024年初在马来西亚设立的子公司Speedmatrix。 后来,美方核查时发现一个巨大疑点,马来西亚机房内大量服务器原封不动、未拆箱,没有上电部署痕迹。 Speedmatrix注册地址在吉隆坡郊外,但是现场却无人办公。 Megaspeed以后,美国也开始封堵“用大客户身份+东南亚数据中心外壳”模型,以及传统的NCP身份不再是100%阿暖。 所以,我看着B300现货从半年前还是几百万一路跳涨到现在2000万,一切都是连锁反应。 但无论如何,中国的算力还是会继续发展。 多年后回看,说不定这就是改变中国乃至全球AI算力发展的历史性事件。 有幸吃瓜。
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“而安倍屋里却全是演员级的帅哥”
“2001年,时任首相小泉与官房副长官安倍访华。晚餐结束后,中方引导日本客人回房休息 结果小泉一进屋,发现站了一排美女服务员,而安倍屋里却全是演员级的帅哥 安倍苦笑‘难道以为我有这种兴趣吗?’ 据推测,由于此前安倍经常拒绝中方的美女陪同,导致对方会错了意” 下图为原日本大臣平井卓也访问华为
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有点准啊 老黄,全世界人民围观出轨,不用说了。 CZ,币安被盗。 民主党在两院多数席位,加密币惨了,估计要寒冬好几年,囤比特币的Micheal Saylor 很可能惨大发了。CZ估计也还会有风波。
People who have horrible astrology transits for the next 12 months: Michael Saylor (0/10), CZ (2/10), Jensen Huang (1/10), Elon Musk (4/10).
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