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@maplecocaine

chief fact checker at the @washingtonpost

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Joined January 2016
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Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
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David Roth@david_j_roth4 Aug 2023
All these extremely rich and powerful guys dropping Gene Shalit raves on an absolutely replacement-level racialist ghoul is too perfect to laugh at, really. A bunch of bug-stained 20-watt bulbs complimenting each other on how dazzlingly bright they are. teapaw.org/letsgomathias/status/1…
Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias) profile pictureChristopher Mathias@letsgomathias4 Aug 2023
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People Hanania has interviewed for his podcast: Steven Pinker, Chris Rufo, Marc Andressen. Tech moguls wrote blurbs for his upcoming book: Peter Thiel, David Sacks, Vivek Ramaswamy. huffpost.com/entry/richard-h…
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thank you for your service maple cocaine. When I was at the Washington Post I got yelled at by a masthead editor for retweeting one of your posts. I regret nothing.
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I'm bored with this site now & I'm probably not going to sign up for any of the other bullshit ones so I guess if you want to follow me somewhere you're gonna have to come find me and follow me around the neighborhood. Maybe to the bakery, or the post office
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David Roth@david_j_roth14 May 2023
I wrote about how it's going on here, and tried to pin down whatever Twitter Blue Mindset is. defector.com/burning-down-th…
Burning Down The House | Defector

Burning Down The House | Defector

The overheated register in which Silicon Valley types have tended to talk about Twitter is how they always talk about whatever they are selling, right before they move on to selling something else.

defector.com
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Sometimes when I'm bored I go check out the latest unhinged replies to this old tweet & I'm never disappointed
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BREAKING: Elon Musk has allegedly revealed a secret alt account where he pretends to be a child version of himself posting a lot of bizarre sexual content
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i think twitter fucked up and gave a verified pissmark to a gimmick account. and for disney, of all corporations.
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Found someone paying $1000/mo. for a gold check so they can get zero likes on their tweets promoting a cat t-shirt company. I wonder if scamming these people is going to be more lucrative for twitter than just getting normal multi million dollar ad buys from companies like Toyota
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teapaw.org/LuckyGriffin/status/16…
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Ed Zitron
@edzitron23 Apr 2023
Not sure why this made me laugh so hard
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Elon should give all his haters a free Tesla because those fucking things suck too and unlike checkmarks they might explode and incinerate his enemies
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@dril22 Apr 2023
Ah they got me. Im fucked
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Elon Musk is trying to embarrass people he doesn't like by associating them with one of his products
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Twitter was already democratized. If you made good posts you'd be on equal footing with celebs etc regardless of verification. Elon "democratized" twitter by taking the misfits whose tweets used to get dumped under "show more replies" & let them pay to go to the front of the line
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Looks like if you pay $1000+/month for "twitter gold" the low quality misfits get dumped right back where they belong. Great scam
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Sorry but you decided to give a conman $1000 and got conned, that's usually how it works
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@CovfefeChan21 Apr 2023
So Twitter requires you to pay $1000 up front to apply for a gold check mark, if you are rejected they still take $1000 from your bank and won’t give it back! How do I know? Because @elonmusk stole $1000 from my bank account 🥲
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Curious how many people actually signed up for Twitter Blue yesterday and today? Well, I've got the numbers and I'll be telling them to @JoyAnnReid on MSNBC in ten minutes. Here's a hint: They were net +28 between signups and cancellations. Not 2,800. Twenty-eight.
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This might be true if you sell NFTs or nazi memorabilia or you're some sort of weirdo grifter, but for normal human beings I don't think it's worth getting yourself autoblocked by half this website to gain one new customer a decade
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