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[salmon twitter]
Flyfish22: fuck that swimming upstream shit. I’m TIRED.
Sal36257857: okay, zooplankton don’t exist. What are you putting on your squid?
ThePacificSalmon: I’m freaking out. Nobody told me we die after spawning. No no no no
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human: IM SO STUPID AND UGLY ANDD IM A VIRGIN AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
the cells in their body:
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I'll do my best 🙃
The dogs are BACK 😎
Not even the pound could break this @OW_Esports roster 🐶…
🛡️ @lava_ow
⚔️ @lampentisnice
⚔️ @karmez7
⚔️ @amadienow
💩 @massivepoop_ow
💉 @shocker_ow
💉 @zhulanderow
💉 @twofishow
#StopBarking | #OWCS
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this happened after i ordered 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
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Imagine if someone was stuck in a scorching hot desert and you showed them this video
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Can we be serious for one second… I know y’all two did not find all those fucking tubers




























