I’m going to miss Jerry’s chaos.

They’re all so stupid.

Ridiculous task.

WTF is Maya doing.

It’s interesting the way everyone trusts Maya.

Excellent outfit

THANK FUCK FOR THAT. #traitors

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen on LinkedIn.

My Thameslink smells of dog food.

I love bread and butter pudding. #gbbo

The news doesn’t stop being depressing and anxiety making.

Meanwhile on the dreadful Threads, this post has gotten a lot of traction, even though it’s very clearly not Paris (it’s Tours).

Fake Windsor Castle on the Diplomat is AWFUL.

Chosen some new specs lads (need a haircut)

Looking forward to another week of providing shareholder value.

Hearing that some Monoprix have been vandalised in France today!

My favourite grand designs episode is for sale!

I’d like Miranda to win the celebrity traitors.

Catching up on last night’s Traitors.

Just cycled to and from dinner on my electric Brompton. Because I’m a cunt.