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I'm an Aquarius with a touch of the tism but also a bad ass with the most dry/sarcastic/dark sense of humor. If you can't keep up, you out.

Hillsboro, OR
Joined February 2012
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I AM WHEEZING SO HARD LAUGHING RN OMG PLZ WATCH THIS – at Hillsboro, OR
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Nothing more annoying than a bored btch
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I rarely get on here. I am currently in motel housing while I wait for my housing voucher. I am applying for disability for complications after brain surgery. I am without $ and food and I am desperate. If any of you can help me out my cashapp is $mardithomas94 or PayPal (dm me)
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I think I’m even too lazy to do ozempic tbh
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No one here follows/reads my tweets anymore. So I find this a semi okay place to share that since I haven't been able to find a job for the last 2 months.....I got until end of week to move out. With no money. No place. So send me prayers. And if any help $mardithomas94
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Do you ever just want and need a hug so bad but have no one to ask? Yeah. It hurts. I just wanna cry. And have a tight tight hug. That's all.
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Yo. I'm going on a date tonight with my cute and funny coworker. I'm so excited. Gunna meet up at a bar. Play pool and see how things go. Wish me luck. – at Hillsboro, OR
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I'm so excited to have tomorrow off. I worked Tuesday-Saturday this week and I have tomorrow off then I go back Monday-Thursday (taking Friday off for personal things) my job is awesome for me. Good pay. Easy job. I basically am paid to sit and read. Reading "A Little Life" – at Hillsboro, OR
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It's a bright sunny day here in Oregon. No clouds or rain. 60°. My fav type of weather. – at Hillsboro, OR
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Today is my Friday at work. I only have Sunday off and start back Monday but just a 4 day work week. Thank god. Damn. Working security is so easy. I started a 800 page book last week and I I'll probably finish it like Wednesday-ish. – at Hillsboro, OR
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I've been clean from drugs for almost 2 years. And in those 2 years I've come to see how fuucked up I was while using. Between losing 125 pounds in a year and half and being paranoid and psycho....I've learned. lol. Gained all that weight back but also my freaking sanity. I win. – at Hillsboro, OR
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Yo. I used to be a Twitter....yes I said Twitter.....h03 and tweet all the time. Thinking of getting back into it. Do y'all still tweet like normal or has it gone dead for ya? – at Hillsboro, OR
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Me sitting here in Oregon wanting to go to a Waffle House so bad. For reals. Bring to west coast plzzzzz @WaffleHouse – at Hillsboro, OR
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Good morning ☀️ today is going to be an amazing day for u. I just know it 😉
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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First off. Pardon my past posts. Yo. I was tweeting on dr00g$ lost 150 pounds and was scared of life. Okay? Now??? Clean since 7-17-2022. All weight back. More sane but my own kind of crazy but not scared anymore. I'm me again. But better. So I win haha!! I've missed this app. – at Hillsboro, OR
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I was only using m3th for 2.5 years. But it brought a lot of of shit that's not me. People. Baggage. But more importantly. Personal demons. I was so scared. Yo. I thought I was in Truman Show. – at Hillsboro, OR
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But last post for tonight. I'm glad to be clean. And away from all that dark shit. And that it's not my life anymore. A complete turn around. I won. And I'm continuing to learn. – at Hillsboro, OR
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I'm back in therapy. Working. Paying bills. Living that "boring adult life" that while during addiction I craved more than the drug. And now I have it. And I'm so thankful. – at Hillsboro, OR
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