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Master of communication, both literally and figuratively. Wife. Mommy. Teacher. Writer. Entrepreneur. Dweeb. Italian. Ragin' Cajun.

Lafayette, Louisiana
Joined July 2011
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These are the lyrics to the Indiana Jones Theme Song.
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for all my fellow geriatric millennials. sound on – at Brooklyn, NY
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You're in her DMs. I'm in her Venmo. We are not the same 🤡
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The Onion has been banned from Twitter
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Finally! No doubt this ride will be a blast. Hopefully, it'll open before our summer trip. 🤞🏼 Now we just need Tron to ope.
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Can we FINNNNNNNALY stop talking about it?
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This monologue lives rent-free in my head and pops up anytime something is "trending." Usually squashes any flicker of a thought that might make me want to join in on the commentary. "And I know you’re thinking, 'You’re not shutting thе fuck up right now,' & that’s true, but…"😉
All the 80s babies watching the bee scene in #Bridgerton when we still aren’t over what happened to Thomas J. in My Girl. 😭
Every damn Kanthony scene in #Bridgerton Season 2. Glad the payoff scene was at least worth it.
Things we don't talk about: 1. Fight Club 2. Fight Club 3. Bruno
Did they really have a podcast discussion about worst breakups and Carrie didn’t even mention Berger’s Post It? #AndJustLikeThat #AJLT
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I like to think grief is the price we pay for truly loving someone. And it’s worth every penny.
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Been saying for years I wish this would happen. Hopefully, we can create a plan to transition our out-of-work oil and gas workers to good-paying jobs in clean energy.
Today, Gov. John Bel Edwards announced a renewable energy initiative for the Gulf of Mexico, with plans to harness Louisiana's strengths in offshore energy production for the development of wind power, the nation's No. 1 source of renewable energy. katc.com/news/gov-edwards-an…
As a former conservative activist and journalist, it has been so frustrating to see my former compatriots spreading wild and unchecked claims about "voter fraud." @jacknicas of the NYT took a deep look at claims of "dead" people in Michigan voting. Link in next tweet.
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The fact that no one has made a "Quarantine Queen" parody video to the tune of Billy Ocean's Caribbean Queen is a damn travesty.
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Cried when Michael gave his "one last door speech."😭On the surface, this seems like such an overly silly show, which makes the juxtaposition of the deep, philosophical insights into life, death, and humanity even more effective. So good. @KenTremendous nailed it.👏🏻#TheGoodPlace
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