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Mark

@markdorenfast

Here there and everywhere

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2010
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This is what dating at 38 feels like
Fallon (@filthtofilth) profile pictureFallon@filthtofilth18 Dec 2025
No worries just hit me up when your marriage is over
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i would argue Statler and Waldorf are already for gay people
Stayinyour Lane (@barrettlane) profile pictureStayinyour Lane@barrettlaneNov 9
This is Waldorf and Statler for gay people
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Blue wave? Nah. It’ll be a bluekkake 💦💁🏼‍♀️
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people say the dems aren't good at winning elections, but look at them now! all it took was a warmongering pedophile who turned all the food into expensive diarrhea poison
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sara@sarahofffNov 4
what if It happened tonight
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WE ARE AMANDA SEYFRIED
Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints) profile pictureNatalie Wynn
@ContraPointsNov 4
It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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R34@ushouldfwr34Nov 1
Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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n x d@nxd1979Oct 31
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binej yeah (@binej_yeah) profile picturebinej yeah@binej_yeahOct 30
what is women's beavis and butthead. do the ladies have their own duo of dumbass dames doing dumb shit for a dumb laugh. can that even exist in today's climate.
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I gotchu
laura (@melaudrama) profile picturelaura@melaudramaOct 20
girl so confusing edit with elizabeth holmes and amanda seyfried. someone get on this
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Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
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This viral image of a person in a Pink Panther costume running from a CRS water cannon in Paris was made with AI. It is not a real photo from the French protests. Fact-checkers including Newtral confirmed the image was created with AI tools. tribunanoticias.mx/la-pantera-ros…
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They closed airspace for this..
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 16
Elon Musk unveils flying car at Tesla Roadster event.
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I’m on my couch wrapped under a blanket
Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) profile pictureAmericana at Brand Memes@americanamemesOct 12
I've overheard three people say how cold it is in LA today. It's 68°. LA is a beautiful place.
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WHY HE’S EVERYWHERE JCJSJDJWJA
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Why did I hear this said like Sonja Morgan?
bailey ☆ ★ (@couldawentpro) profile picturebailey ☆ ★@couldawentproOct 1
there’s nothing dishonourable about my discharge
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When no one answers your texts so you take to Twitter. I finally understand you freaks.
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t8@TAMRAMAILSep 18
Dorit Kemsley:
e ❦ (@whimpermanence) profile picturee ❦@whimpermanenceSep 16
was just genuinely moved by a wind chime
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WAITTTTTTT WTF MAURA HIGGINS ATE THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS MAWMA??? OMG she went waaaaaaaaay beyond my expectations? I fully thought she was gonna be average??? Mark Ballas really is hands down the best coach. GREAT SONG CHOICE, GREAT DANCE, GREAT PARTNERSHIP!!! #DWTS
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Do you want to know all about me?
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Imagine being so iconic that your first dress design ever is used for one of Marilyn Monroe’s most famous gowns. There will never another Bob Mackie.
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🦢@loungingmeeSep 12
i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you
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i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern
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