Replying to @paullewismoney
@paullewismoney So my electricity company increased my direct debit ( to ensure I would be "in credit" by 31 March 2027) just before the Govt announced the 5% reduction.Are we betting that they won't review the DD and reduce it by 5% to reflect that?🤔 1/2
Means tests cause unfairness, disincentives, and cliff edges. Child benefit, winter fuel payment, personal allowance, main residence nil rate band, childcare. Never any calls though to end the ones that affect poor people!🤔
Replying to @haveigotnews
@haveigotnews Breaking News Oxfordshire: "Bicester Outlet Village has just announced an open-door policy for Citizens/migrants fleeing their sovereign state of Piddington, offering food, shelter and clothing — all at up to 70% off."😉😁
"Bicester Village has confirmed it will accept asylum seekers from the Republic of Piddington, though applicants should note the standard nine-month wait — same as the returns queue at Ted Baker."😁
The newly independent Piddington has applied to join the UN, the EU, and the Bicester Village loyalty scheme, in that order of urgency.😁
The Member of Parliament for Newark is Robert Jenrick!
Fun Fact.....
Newark has 6 letters:
W.A.N.K.E.R
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"If you steal an Iphone...." argument here again by Lammy! But you are innocent until proven guilty. This argument assumes you are guilty and thats why it is one of many reasons he is wrong!
🧵 Why parts of the UK’s asylum plan break international law
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The UK is bound by treaties on refugees, torture, human rights & children’s rights.
Some parts of the government’s new asylum plan conflict with these obligations.
Here’s the breakdown 👇
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⚖️ Key policies in conflict:
• Returns to unsafe countries
• Ending automatic family reunion
• Reducing support for destitute asylum seekers
• Limiting appeal rights
• Weakening trafficking protections
• 20-year path to settlement





