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Mark Mills

@markhmills
 Cobourg, Ontario
Joined March 2011
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Kids who watch Looney Tunes cartoons turn into better adults.
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“Dad, there aren’t any seat belt back here.” “Wrap the vacuum cleaner hose around your waist, you pussy.”
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Mark Mills Announces He's Running for Cobourg Council todaysnorthumberland.ca/2026…

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Mills states “Fiscal Responsibility, Community Safety, and Transparency” “I am announcing my decision to run for Cobourg council. My

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Nothing better than losing on The People’s Court and then having Doug Llewelyn treat you like you’re a stupid piece of shit on your way out.
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“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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Amen to that.
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BOBBY ORR: The Great One is a great Canadian who deserves our respect not criticism torontosun.com/opinion/colum…
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MAGA America has united the world. Against America. #uspoli
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I went to a tariff war and a hockey game broke out
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“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever want to hear about pickleball again.
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I’m done blessing America. I’m moving on to Canada. It’s less needy and has better poutine.
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I just saw a woman at my daughter’s volleyball game eat a Ruffle in four bites. Who the hell gets four bites out of a fucking potato chip? I don’t trust her.
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Tug McGraw 😂
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Do these come standard with a dead guy from New Jersey in the trunk or do you have to go whack somebody yourself?
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Every word in the Bible is literally true. It's when you start grouping them into sentences that the problems start.
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The official shoe of “I guess my hopes and dreams are behind me now.”
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Video - Encampment Residents Need to "Get Off Your A-S-S" Says Premier todaysnorthumberland.ca/2024…
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By Cecilia Nasmith/Today’s Northumberland While Premier Doug Ford firmly believes that each local community should deal with its own encampment, he

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It was always a great day when these sweet bastards showed up in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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“Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I'm gonna - oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.”
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Jack Tripper was the finest goddamn chef and restaurateur of his era and that’s a hill that I’ll die on. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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