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Mark Krieger

@markkrieger

Legally recognized favorite child, comedian, owner of Big Dick's Halfway Inn, best-selling author, member of the royal family, nudist in training.

 New York, NY
Joined June 2008
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I was wondering why people around me who took delivery after I did of the R1T have gotten their NACS adapter before I have. I have a 2022 Launch Edition VIN 11447. Customer service doesn’t seem want to give me answers . What gives @RJScaringe @Rivian ?
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If @elonmusk wants me to vote for his pay package, he should transfer my FSD that I paid for twice (and didn’t get) to my current car. 16k down the drain since 2016. Why should I stand by him when he doesn’t stand by me?
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Thank you @aliciakeys! You made me the coolest dad in Manhattan Plaza! The picture was a hit with my 9 and 12 year old kids. ❤️
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Replying to @m_franceschetti
@m_franceschetti I participated in the Eight beta program when you were crowdfunding back in ~2015 - when it was called Luna. I've been a loyal customer and have multiple beds. Why did you get rid of the API? Now I must go into another room, get my phone, and cancel the alarm.
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I've been a part of several focus groups over the years and have always said how important it was to have an open API. What gives? With no local way to turn off the alarm, or control the pod in any way w/o the app - it has hurt your product badly. At least bring back IFTTT
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What’s with the @Morning_Joe audio today? A high pitched whine when @morningmika and @JoeNBC mics are live.
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I had to take a screenshot just in case @elonmusk deletes his tweet – at Boston, MA
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Hey @Target. If I hate my father and go into your stores and destroy Father's Day displays, will you take them all down nationwide? Because, basically, that's what you just did for Pride Month. #TargetPride #Target #TargetCaved
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Are you seeing this, @SpaceX This is a scam. @elonmusk youtube.com/watch?v=7py3eJpi…
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Just the laugh I needed today!
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Gotta admire his commitment to musically trolling his Mum in real time! 🎶 👍🤣😍
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George Santos is now saying Donald Trump raped him. I'm so confused. #GeorgeSantos #trumpguilty
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The entire Grindr community right now...
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#RIPTwitter Sad to see such a promising company be destroyed by such an otherwise brilliant visionary. I have mad respect for @elonmusk, but I hate to see so many people hurt by him.
I adore you @chrislhayes - but white ankle socks?
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.@DonaldJTrumpJr LOLZ #TrumpIsGoingToJail
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donald trump: nuclear thief, seller of secrets, thrower of ketchup, choker of necks, grabber of p*ssy, dodger of drafts, insulter of veterans, inciter of insurrections, loser of elections, sharpie of hurricanes, worst of presidents
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Donald Trump is going to jail!
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Well, this could be problematic for @ChickfilA. Maybe God is trying to tell you something. #gay #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.
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I just made a donation to support women who want abortions @NYAAF. #RoeVsWade #SCOTUSIsCorrupt You should too! crm.bloomerang.co/HostedDona…
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Here is the Plan: Hold the House Pick up two senate seats Abolish the Filibuster Expand the Court Protect Reproductive Rights Protect LGBTQ+ rights Save America from Autocracy
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