Melbourne, Victoria
Joined March 2009
Brittany Broski being shoved off camera during the Apple dance at #SweatTourLA Night 2 😕
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The day has finally come! I am so grateful for this change!!!! Thank you @HelloFreshAU 🥹
Replying to @HelloFreshAU
@HelloFreshAU Pleeeeease stop colour-coding the recipes and meal bags. Or use more distinguishable colours that are more accessible for colourblind people. I can never tell them apart and it frustrates me every night when I start my cook. ✌🏻
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Absolutely no one: Me: 👹 SANCTIMONIOUSLY PERFORMING SOLILOQUIES
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These are going hard after a decade hiatus 😋
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Have our tastebuds changed or does easter egg chocolate not hit anymore?
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Loved this PR stunt for Budget Truck Rentals turning my half hour commute into 3 hours this morning 👏🏼
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I’m sorry, but how is a rocket someONE who can win and win again? 😭 I want to like it, I really do. But I miss the premium songwriting 💔
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Yea, thanks for the KIDS TOY instead of my McNugget Buddy @maccas 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
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🥹🥹🥹 @markp_
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Don’t see All Of Us Strangers if you don’t wanna spend the night staring at the ceiling thinking about life, love and death 😭😭😭
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Pls I need to know if anyone’s iPhone time has ever changed. My 7:15 “alarm didn’t go off” and my phone read 7:50 so I got up in a panic and rushed to leave, which I was able to do by 8am... 1/2
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At the same time, I screenshotted to text my husband to say “why does it still say my alarm is set…” - and the moment I took the screenshot, my phone flicked to read 7:01am instead of 8:01am. PLEASE TELL ME I’M NOT GOING CRAZY!
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Why do people insist on wheeling their garbage bins in the moment they’re emptied, like the truck wasn’t loud enough to begin with
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How good is social media!!!! 🙃🫠
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Genuinely someone needs to do a welfare check on these kids. They were dancing at 11:30pm last night and they’re up doing it before 7am this morning!? Something NQR.
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It’s true tho
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Why does he look like a little lion 🥹🦁
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Am I putting the Christmas tree up this afternoon?
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The way that Taylor and I were born the same year and she’s making billions through her incredible art while I make a silly little cake for her 💀 Anyway, happy 1989 TV release day 🩵
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