Veteran. Long suffering DC Sports fan. #RaiseHail #ForTheDistrict🧙‍♂️#ALLCAPS #ReignOn🦁#RockyTop 🍊

Joined June 2021
My wife thinking I’m crying because of how great of a mother she is, but I just found out the Wizards got the number 1 pick
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The Marine Corps Marathon successfully completed 👍🏼
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OMFG BILAL
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Running the Marine Corps Marathon this weekend. This is my first one. Taking votes on what celly I should do when I cross the finish line.
40%JD/AW Calm Down
48%Scary Terry Peek-A-Boo
12%Trae Young Ice Cold
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Got 'em 😏
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Does every fanbase have these types?
This caller is blaming Jayden Daniels for the Commanders recent failures. BMitch does not agree. @bmitch30
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Jayden Daniels when kept clean in the second half: 17-19, 166 yards, +0.72 EPA/play, 68.4% success rate Thought he played very well in the second half given the constant pressure and no Terry McLaurin Data: @SumerSports
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The Chris Paul sabotage saga: - Steps on Jayden causing him to trip and dislocate his elbow - Steps on Jayden again vs the Giants messing up the last play in OT - Gets a ridiculous facemask call negating the most important TD of the season Get him away from my QB.
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Truly can’t be understated how much of a humiliation ritual it is to root for the Commanders each week
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When the 49ers inevitably go up by another TD I hope Quinn learned his lesson from the Seahawks game last year
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300 yards of offense against our defense at halftime. With a defensive head coach 😂
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Trying to think positively. Kyle Shannahans hate for Washington might finally put DQ in the dirt.
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Benefit to getting your ass kicked is that I might be able to get to bed at a decent time tonight.
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I think an underrated way to judge your offense is how often you can overcome a holding penalty and still get a first down. It’s pretty low percentage across the NFL, but the good offenses make it happen occasionally. Unfortunately for us the second we get a holding penalty it seems like a virtual certainty we are punting it.
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You can’t make this shit up 😂
This is a very tough look for Dan Quinn. Looks like he thought the 4th down play was 3rd down. Very tough especially after last week
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Jayden and Sonny
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Terry grabbed his knee. Who has it better than us?
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How many points do we think it takes from the 49ers in order to force Josh Harris hand and go with a mid-season firing?
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Mike Evan’s is gonna go for 400 on us at this rate 😂
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Like a hot knife cutting through butter
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His hat is forwards now. He won’t mess up anymore
Eat an edible every time Dan Quinn fucks up tonight challenge
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