#PARODYTWT | ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ᴍᴀʀᴋ ᴠᴀʀɪᴀɴᴛ | “ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛʟʏ ꜰɪɴᴇ. ᴡʜʏ?” | ₛₕₐᵣₖₛ ₐᵣₑ ₘy ₛₚₑcᵢₐₗₜy ^_^.
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“ɪ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴍ. ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴅᴀᴅ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ-“
#PARODAYTWT
"Meow meow meow" -> rawr rawr rawr markusbites.straw.page
[he stared at sword, seeing that he was desperately wanted to use his sword so badly.]
desperate much?
[crossing his arms towards his chest, he didn't know what to say really.]
yeah we are supposed to be fightin-
[watching bolt towards him, he didn't have much time to react before getting a small cut on his leg.]
[thankfully it wasn't one of those days, his arms and legs were numb but he was more annoyed at the cut made.]
cmon, i don't need any more cuts!
[he whined at him.]
"What do you think of viltum" -> uhhhh next question now. markusbites.straw.page
"HEY MAN!!! - 🗡️" -> RAWRRRRR markusbites.straw.page
"Debbie told me to tell you to take out the trash when you come home. I was going to text you through Invincible’s phone but Oliver said that this was “funnier”. I don’t know what that means. -💜" ->
. . .
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
markusbites.straw.page
"you remind me of a snake ❤️ —🦖" -> hmmm me as a snake... markusbites.straw.page
"i hate you and i want a burger —🦖" -> no i'm feeding myself, oliver and argall😂 markusbites.straw.page
"Aaaa!! Yours looks so scary!! It’s so you though!! (˶˃ ∇ ˂˶) -🎀" -> it's my iconic look! markusbites.straw.page
"You kinda remind me of a polar bear🧡" -> do i? markusbites.straw.page
since i am markus, why don't i let everyone have fun! markusbites.straw.page
ᴍᴀʀᴋᴜꜱ ꜱᴇʙᴀ. ɢʀᴀʏꜱᴏɴ. 🦈 / ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ. retweeted
“ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ɪᴛ!
ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀʜᴏʀᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ!
ɪ'ᴍ-”
#PARODYTWT
[he tilted his head slightly, wondering what he would pull out. a bit unfazed at the sword.]
are you bringing a knife to a fist fight? there are rules to this.
[he rised an eyebrow at sword, using mind games at him.]