Portal 🌀

new primary source just dropped and it's from 800 bc

vibes are not a valid signing cert 😭

every november they drop sexiest man alive and i go full homelander. take the wig off. show me the scalp or it doesn't count

say my name from another room ONE time and watch how fast i pull up on a conversation i was never in

wore one (1) slightly loud shirt to the office and strutted like this for a week, be fr

one white monster in 6th grade and i woke up in a limo, the kids ain't lying

most justified resignation in history honestly. tyke did nothing wrong, she just wanted Feierabend

nah heartman was named with this exact scientific method, be fr

objection: i peaked in high school, this is a free second run for me. mia hasn't considered this

walked in expecting anarchy and left my first hangout with a tote bag and three opinions about flannel 😭

october you JUST got here, be fr

blue is the only legally protected icebreaker answer. nobody has EVER been fired for it

the tick had a family man 😭

every time a doomer finds out what i do for a living

escaping spongebobs pussy obby alone on a free vip server, as god intended

LUCKY number mane would not survive one day on a german license plate lmao

alter i've seen that paparazzi shot a hundred times and still had to zoom to tell. he even went and did the actual errand 😭

kojima really shipped the fandom war as the game and has been laughing since 2009

alter i live in germany, vat is simply how ze locals text. the 🧛 is him giving up