I pretend to be jaded but I actually care about what you have to say in 140 characters.
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Gordon Moore just passed. It feels like every two years the number of tech pioneer deaths doubles. #MooresLaw
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@electrolemon Congrats on being an answer in today's USA Today crossword puzzle! Clearly it's because your last name starts and ends with a vowel, like Alan Alda or Yoko Ono. puzzles.usatoday.com/game/7c…
@JesseThorn I was literally humming the TV 20 jingle to myself while listening to @hodgman and @MonteBelmonte's UHF "dispute" just before you played it on #JJHo. #chills
It's on like that game with the ape who throws barrels. #NoonerPodcast in a few minutes!
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CNN and NBC have called the election for Joe! Suddenly I can breathe freely again. It's like getting spiked in the chest with adrenaline.
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Watching late night TV joke about the hypocrisy of the Senate cravenly filling #SCOTUS vacancy weeks before the election just made me despair. #NoLaughingMatter
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Give @shanemgillis a break. This happened over 11 months ago! I'm sure being rewarded with a plum gig on #snl has made him rethink the fucked up racist rhetoric of his distant, distant past.
