she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
and his next miss is far right as expected
harrison butker cant hit a 58 yard fg maybe spend more time in the weight room instead of being a misogynist
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harrison butker missing field goals in liberal seattle, washington
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payton_tolle_delighting_in_the_pleasures_of_a_walking_taco.jpg
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Replying to @Mariners
@Mariners if these aren’t the new city connects i’ll throw myself through the roof hole on opening day
the seattle mariners wearing what they thought baseball uniforms would look like in 2027 (1998)
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Replying to @marxiners
Gotta take the good (dame is back and looks Really happy) with the bad (jail blazers nostalgia we didn't ask for)
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Pope Leo:
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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MY ROYAL FAMILY
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Replying to @messycarroll
It's time to reformulate this concept:
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Sir a third October Friday without baseball has hit the postseason
Two (2) Fridays in October without a single baseball game. Make MLB Great Again
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I LOVE THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS. PROUD LIFELONG CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE BREW CREW.
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hope whoever stole my amazon package was also planning on being julio rodriguez
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Hope whoever stole my Amazon package was also planning on being Giancarlo Stanton for Halloween
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gambler’s fallacy
Shohei Ohtani confident that he’s close to breaking out of his slump
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Increíble la NHL
Fists were just FLYING in this fight between Lorenz and Lauzon 🥊 All gas no brakes in this short tilt 😳
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mariners saw espada has never won a playoff game and said yup that’s the one
Joe Espada will meet with the Mariners about their vacant managerial position, per @Feinsand
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Mantras for when your team is losing
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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i will never go after cleveland guardians twitter again. i was unaware just how manly and tough and not soft they are. luckily they have spent all day telling me about this. i apologize for my ignorance
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Peter Thiel laying awake at night thinking of every possible way we can advance AI just for the Pope to call it gay and then go watch the white sox game on like a 30 inch TV rules so hard
Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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