Joined December 2012
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Meanwhile in England โ€œGo on Lass - Run Mate - Go Go Goโ€ Half Naked Man who was writing โ€˜hurty wordsโ€™ online inbetween jacking off is visited by Britains Finest but somehow manages to avoid arrest.
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Donโ€™t teach the cunts how to row ffs
Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด fans taught the Senegal ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ fans the Viking row after their World Cup match against each other โค๏ธโ€ฆโ€ฆThis is what football is about ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ
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EAGLE FOR RORY MCILROY AT THE LAST! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
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Samuel L Jackson shut him up asap๐Ÿ˜ญ
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GOLD ๐Ÿฅ‡ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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In his defense I didnโ€™t hear the Velcro
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โคต๏ธ watch this
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For years Iโ€™ve had a drink with my sisters on Glastonbury Saturday, that was fucking embarrassing @glastonbury
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Iconic British moments ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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28 years ago today, Ronnie Oโ€™Sullivan made the fastest 147 break in 5 minutes and 8 seconds! #snooker #ilovesnooker @ronnieo147
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BREAKING: Big Sam has agreed to become interim Pope until the end of the season.
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Shane Lowry greeting his best friend. ๐Ÿ’›
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Shane and Rory โ˜˜๏ธ
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RELOADDDDDDDDDDD ๐ŸŒช๏ธ
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Happy 66th birthday to Luc Besson! ๐ŸŽ‚ "I do what I do because I want to do it, because I want to explore, go looking for things. I was never polluted by the world of cinema." Leon: The Professional (1994) ๐Ÿชด a @4krazykatz edit ๐Ÿ˜ผ
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I have watched this over 100 times now and still laugh my sides off every single time. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Triggers broom. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒป @foolshorses_
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