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Joined November 2019
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brother we’re in 2026 i don’t think i could even name 3 world class american players right now
Le problème du ballon d’or féminin, c’est qu’il se calque trop sur les critères du ballon D’or masculin. Les USA ont le meilleur championnat au monde où jouent les meilleurs joueurs, mais ce trophée récompense uniquement les joueurs des clubs dominant sur le sol européen.
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men when they’re forced to acknowledge the existence of women and hear them speak for total of maybe 20 minutes once a year
Je rêve d’une cérémonie féminine séparée de la masculine avec tout le respect Je pense que tout le monde trouverait son bonheur Comme sur FIFA d’ailleurs
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Alexia Putellas ha dado un discurso de aproximadamente 6 minutos y Harry Kane, uno de unos 12 minutos, pero en las redes sociales, la pesada ha sido Alexia. #BallonDor
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i’m really glad for this mbappe drama because now instead of boring ballon d’or discourse my tl is full of gems like this
Tchouameni il a tabassé Valverde en Espagne et flingué Mbappé en Chine sa saison est phénoménale
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my theory is that at first actually nobody knew, but rodri wanted to skip the ceremony because of his acl and france football had to break the silence to get him to come. then man city told madrid for whatever reason and we know the rest
Chaque soirée de ballon d’or jusqu’à la fin de ma vie je maudirais les leakers et journalistes qui m’ont empêché de voir le visage de Vinicius se DÉCOMPOSER en 4k sous les yeux du monde entier
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Una Pilota d'Or molt blaugrana 💙❤️ Enhorabona, @alexiaputellas 👏
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this might’ve been the longest and most auraless b’dor ceremony i’ve ever watched like my head actually started hurting good night everyone
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2020 ballon d’or we still talk about you it’s just not fair
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someone show me the full top 10 tho
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at least it’s not mboobies
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stop edging me
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kang can suck it
🚨🎙️| Alexia Putellas: “I want to dedicate this award to FC Barcelona and all my family and friends.” #fcblive
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LA REINAAAAAAAA
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respectfully i don’t care about michael owen just say who won it😭
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THE BEST STRIKER IN THE WORLD and Kylian Mbappé.
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it’s 2026 why am i still hearing the name „chloe kelly”
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„joan laporta”
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wait i just clocked did this fatty start talking about the ucl instead of uwcl???😭😭 bruh he can’t be serious
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and pajor & alexia are sitting next to each other as well lmaoo i’ve clocked them
they seated kane and yamal right next to each other lmao it’s definitely between them
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