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Molly Monster

@master_puke

Dance music ☝️- Master of pulling trig - Lover of Guaro - Vintage Culture superfan

Joined April 2020
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The sharks wills absolutely make a run this year
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What they don’t tell you is that you CAN go to a Mexican restaurant alone and watch college football while you’re dog sitting for ur mother #mole
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Imagine being able to drink coffee and not have to pee 5x in the next 10 minutes
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I just got Viva La Vida live in the rain. If u can pls go see Coldplay. Had watery eyes more than I’d like to admit
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Why did I not bring M to Coldplay
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Black Amex? That’s cute.
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I could fall asleep to and wake up to James Bande for the rest of life and be happy. Just so groove 😊
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Hmmm which oversized black tshirt am I going to wear tn
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I’ll never be happy
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Thank you Boldy, thank you Kirill, Flower I wish u didn’t go out like this. Merrill u can be fucking dismissed. Nyquist u can go wherever u want but here pal
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Whites equivalent to leaving stickers on new era lids is leaving gfore tags on the two pairs u bought
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Why does this keep happening to me 😂 my uber drivers are just draining 3s
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This is so hard from my uber driver
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Justin Rose is winning this golf tournament
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Best part about working on an all dudes team is how quiet we’ve all been today. Just glued to the Masters
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Please enjoy this video of Bibi 🥲
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How is Keinemusik still getting away with these massive shows? Who tf is going to this shit
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My god that was electric. Damn u Marner
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Fleury makes me so emotional
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Hot tubs make me have to piss so bad the second I get into them. A piss never crosses my mind before hand. Turn on a couple jets and game over
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