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Austin, TX
Joined September 2017
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this is the craziest cold email i've ever seen
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at this point i’m too scared to open robinhood so i just tell my myself “at least im healthy” and shi
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bro was making songs about sucking off his cousin and hitler, then proceeded to have the largest rap concert of all time. we will never see a greater come back.
Ye performs “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” at AT&T Stadium during his record-breaking concert, the most-attended rap concert in U.S. history 🏟️
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So it turns out that Nich Fuentes is hoping for a Democratic administration Because he thinks they'll screw up the U.S. so bad that it inspires the rise of a Nazi king Hopy fucking shit.
Get out and vote Democrat today 🌊🗳️
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the sahil files is like my version of the bachelor
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“if you wanna proper meteora and rape can do with you” 😭😭😭😭
On May 8, 2025 Mr. Sean John Combs dropped a coin called $DIDDY which ran to ~181M USD marketcap and crashed ~80% within hours or less 👀 On May 9, 2025 my coldest breathing twin moved out >500k+ out from his wallet (the same wallet that I posted). Now, coldest twin was partying with some dudes just recently and turns out @harrypauldavies was the guy who launched the $DIDDY coin and paid King Combs (Diddy’s Son) ~1M USD to post from Diddy’s account on X. (Attached my chats with HPD, there’s also now a video of these characters with King Combs that’s on my channel now (explicit can’t post on X))
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Nathan @ Jobbie retweeted
piece of shit asset for clowns
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laugh my fucking ass off
Replying to @bubblemaps
fan of this. social trading is not a free pass at wrecking their followers bring back accountability
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$38 MRR my mom sends me money to buy welch’s fruit snacks
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Stop calling it X. It’s Twitter.
Stop calling it Twitter. It's X.
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such a great time to deploy. i’m sitting on $100k+ cash. what’re we buying chat?
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Over $3 trillion erased from the US stock market today.
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we might just achieve our 10 million impressions in 14 days challenge 🤯 87% there so far. one more mega banger should be all we need.
7 million impressions in the past 10 days on my personal account. Can we break 10 million within 2 weeks 👀
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your app’s onboarding flow should use the same psychology of a toxic latina girlfriend. every question in your onboarding should purposefully gather information that you LEVERAGE AGAINST the user to 1) remind them of their pain and 2) why they’re interested in your product.
Instead of asking “what’s your name” as your first onboarding question, ask “why did you download this app today” Then send them down a customized fork. Name later. Insecurities first.
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she couldn’t even bother to delete her old tweets 😭 this level of gaslighting can only be done by a latina
never worked with sahil never been paid by sahil never made money from a sahil launch anyone who believes these blatant lies has 0 iq don’t believe everything you see online
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wrong and wrong. 1) this is not a unique idea, just a unique application of a VSL which has existed in other business models since forever (info, high ticket sales, etc.) 2) also wrong. people love to support the uber dog. this could genuinely rip.
Pretty unique idea, but when it comes to onboarding for apps, you need to position your app as HUGE and professional as possible Make it feel like an established company, not a small team building in their bedroom. People follow the crowd. If your app feels small, most users won’t feel confident enough to spend money on it. Just my thoughts
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why are we acting like we didn’t already know this was happening lmao
129 SOL (~22k then) sent moments before Iggy Azalea dropped $MOTHER to the coldest breathing twin. Every single celeb launch that happened had a txn go out to my twin moments before the celebrity posted the CA. Notice, each celeb tweet was followed by him interacting within the same hour. Pulling up more txns hang on. (Also, @cz_binance can help doxx)
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good marketing are the hardest to find tbh. many larpers.
So everyone in my timeline is looking for: - cracked gtm guy - cracked head of growth - cracked video editors But noone is finding one
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this one rlly pissed off the incels it seems
bro insists our hinge pics are fake bc he does not get bitches 😭😭😭
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what’s the point of escaping if you can’t stunt on them once you’re out
$800k is enough to get out the matrix if u don’t care about flexing
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never deleting this app
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you should thank me for giving you your most viral tweet yet @joegetsyouhired this was just another thurs for me
bro insists our hinge pics are fake bc he does not get bitches 😭😭😭
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