i wasn’t gonna run today cause i didn’t wanna have to shower before work and wanted to just wait until after work to shower but now i think i have to cause i can’t let this slide
my fav sandwich place just opened a new location in the neighborhood i work in. the sandwiches are like $25. i might be cooked bruh
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I’ve been having crazy heart palpitations, probably due to the stimulant abuse and drinking 400mg of caffeine a day and smoking 10 cigarettes a day so i’ve decided to either cut down on touching myself or cut down on caffeine
thinking about the time i somehow ended up at an afters in a $4k a night hotel suite and had to walk out of that bitch at 6am and the front desk guy was lowkey trying not to laugh (he had also just watched me take a ton of mirror pics cause i was off my face)
found a lighter at one of my fav bars that came from a pizzaslime after party 😭 same brand that did this LMFAOOO so curious what influencer or whatever left it there bc every influencer ever goes to that fuck ass bar
just took a couple of the edibles a customer left at my job the other day #lifeisbeautiful
also my best friend has the fattest (natural) ass i’ve seen on a white girl in my LIFE and for some reason when we’re out if i’m sitting guys will assume that bc she has one i must too?? 😭 like dawg i wish but like now i am NOT standing up.









