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Matt

@matthuber99

just a guy with 2 balls and a mediocre schlong

Joined March 2021
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Struck a nerve with Bears fans, all love after the hawks win 💙💚
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Are Bears fans delusional enough to believe they’re winning on Monday?
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Woke up getting blitzed by ChIraq fans Sam Darnold if you make me look silly
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He’s terrified, it’s all in the eyes
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"Obviously that's the best defense in football right now." Caleb Williams on the Seattle Seahawks defense: ⬇️
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OFFICIAL FOR FULL GEAR WILL OSPREAY VS KYLE FLETCHER V #AEW #AEWDynamite
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OFFICIAL FOR FULL GEAR WILL OSPREAY VS KYLE FLETCHER V #AEW #AEWDynamite
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Ball knowledge 💯 Read more » shwks.com/h52mauff
John Schneider's Midseason Trades from 2010 to present.

ALT John Schneider's Midseason Trades from 2010 to present.

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Are Bears fans delusional enough to believe they’re winning on Monday?
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Museum-worthy.
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poop vs shit on a Thursday night
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NFC South meets NFC North under the Thursday night lights CARvsGB – Thursday 8:15pm ET on Prime Video Stream on @NFLPlus
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John if you bring Khalil Mack to Seattle I will be at your door with roses and chocolates
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The Seahawks could continue to be active at the trade deadline, per @JFowlerESPN “Seattle has already made a move with the deal for Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson. Edge rusher and running back are positions Seahawks GM John Schneider could monitor, as well.”
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Real!?!?!
Baker Breadman (@NFLonBread) profile pictureBaker Breadman
@NFLonBreadOct 27
Breaking: The #Seahawks are not done and have agreed to a trade for #Chargers DE Khalil Wack. The reported compensation is a 2027 6th round pick.
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Yall think I don’t know Breadman huh
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 27
Trade: Colts are sending three-time Pro-Bowl DT DeForest Buckner back to the 49ers, the team that made him a 2016 first-round pick before dealing him to Indianapolis in 2020, per me and @rapsheet. Now Buckner returns to San Francisco, fortifying the 49ers defensive line.
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After acquiring All-Pro guard Quenton Nelson, the Seahawks waived guard Christian Haynes to make room on their 53-man roster.
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Nobody listens to the guy with no engagement but I predicted this move yesterday
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Called it too
Shadow (@FeelLikeMafe) profile pictureShadow
@FeelLikeMafeOct 25
Quinton Nelson welcome to Seattle
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Cross Nelson Zabel Bradford Lucas Charbonnet and Price coming back Don’t run @NFL
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 27
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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Thank you John Schneider. You saved my chud life
SleeperColts (@SleeperColts) profile pictureSleeperColts
@SleeperColtsOct 27
How would you grade the Colts trading Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks? Seahawks receive: 🔹 Quenton Nelson Colts receive: 🔹 2027 third-round pick 🔹 2028 fifth-round pick Trade compensation per @TomPelissero.
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@NFLOct 27
BREAKING: Colts trading guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 3rd-round pick and a 2028 5th-round pick. (via @rapsheet, @adamschefter)
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Called it yesterday 🤫
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 27
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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