Everyone waits until the last minute to buy tickets these days. I wanna complain about that, but I tend to do the same thing so… 🤷🏻‍♂️

"He said whaaaaaaat about Nicki Minaj' ass?"

my taping went great. truly amazing. and now it's me throwing out two years of material and starting all over again. sometimes ya gotta burn down the forest to let the new trees grow. onward.

Gonna start sending this with “up your alley!” as passive aggressive way to troll bk moms 😜

I did the opposite of EVISCERATE this heckler here: buff.ly/1TNZrsb

🎥 Live special taping • October 25 • NY Comedy Club (24th St) 🗯️ “Button-pushing…funny...a New York comedy institution.” -NY Times 🗯️ “One of the smartest voices in standup right now.” -Standupworld com

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@cspan @VivekGRamaswamy

Mental health fit checks. 🎥 Live standup special taping • October 25 • NY Comedy Club (24th St) • 5 & 7pm

I'll get you up to speed. 🎥 Live special taping • October 25 • NY Comedy Club (24th St) • 5 & 7pm • promo code "groovy" for discount

Religion vs drugs

They wanna own the libs so fair is fair…

I'm 50/50 on this.

Building bridges.

SNL's James Downey, a Norm Macdonald collaborator, spoke about their mindset on Weekend Update: "What I did like about the way we approached Update was that it was akin to what the punk movement was for music: just real stripped down."