@mattyrendell

purveyor of fine tweets

 Wodonga, Victoria
Joined January 2011
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it’s hard to make friends in your 30s so here’s my pitch 🤣🤣 a little about me mattyrendell.bsky.social
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MGK__Lyrics ~ EST19XX ~ fan account@MGK__LyricsOct 23
Which mgk are you today?
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it’s 2026 TURNSTILE are the biggest band in the world Nathan Fielder is about to win an Oscar 2019 Punk/Alt me is smiling and healed
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🐄🏡@RealBigBabyOct 20
What if the Amish and the punks united?
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when grimes is calling herself a sf 10
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still in shock this has happened. our proudly independent community loves helen. an intelligent representative of kindness and respect for humanity and community. no one deserves this, but helen especially does not deserve this.
Al Jazeera English
@AJEnglishOct 19
Australian MP Dr. Helen Haines is in critical condition after being struck by a car outside her office building in Victoria. Police have arrested a 43-year old man accused of carrying out the attack and discovered a knife in his vehicle.

Australian MP critically injured after being hit by a car

More on Aljazeera.com

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absolutely loving everyone’s intellectual and nuanced opinion on nathan fielder that can be aptly summarised as he does things a bit differently
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english people are funnier than american people
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Henry Winkler
@hwinkler4realOct 18
shame on shane
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 17
‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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danny dyer would beat the shit outta shane gillis
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this is why I never sit at the counter
John Watches Horror
@Y2John84Oct 17
Alien (1979)
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if you can’t cheer for yourself you can’t expect others to cheer for you
Shooter McGavin
@ShooterMcGavinOct 17
Never forget when Adam Banks was on a fast break, cheered for himself from the bench, and then proceeded to score the goal.
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I can’t wait to read everyone’s Letterboxd reviews of the big documentary
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the documentary shoulda been called ‘Holmes is where the heart is?”
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people talk about sunny sandler being a nepo baby but don’t realise that adam puts her through an academic decathlon versus the best auditioned actor before every role
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he gonna need that posture in jail
john sturgis@sturgiosOct 15
Brand trial day two court drawing just landed - it’s sublime
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this is what it’s all about
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the smashing pumpkins album zeitgeist really put the word zeitgeist into the zeitgeist
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the bird kelly clarkson was trying to buy
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this is why Ive always had public toilet anxiety
LMAO!
@theLMAOcoinOct 11
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save us, sean darcy@mimibirchOct 11
banning afl players from doing drugs is like when vegans try to feed their cat a vegan diet
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