Max Falvey

Can’t believe Oscar smacked Marty #AcademyAwards

Kim Kardashian has purchased the rights of saying "My Wife" in a Borat voice, TMZ reports.

Slugworth level jaw

@daverichard My man! With Kamara out, Taysom as a TE is juicy. Do I start Hill over Cole Kmet? (Half PPR) #AskFFT

I’ve seen this mf in hoboken

Honey, it’s not “Pumkin Spice” szn… It’s “Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes, Chicken, Turkey, Chicken…” szn.

this cartoon saved my marriage

pls

Anyone wanna join my new band “Chillswitch Engage”? We are a four piece steel drum group that only does covers Dua Lipa songs. Dm me.

four favorite TV show episodes

.@QuickChek is the only establishment brave enough to craft the Peeps Smoothie

Fun fact: did you know the “D” in “Sunny D” stands for Delinquent!?!

I literally bought @dana_gorab’s car and I'm literally shaking rn.

If Joe was rocking these, science wouldn’t allow him to slip.

Bruh that ain't a b*rd, that's a damn muppet 😔

Me and the homies after listening to Hooked On A Feeling in Guardians of the Galaxy

You just had to be there.

If you get in my car, I restart the song out of RESPECT!