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@maxafrass
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@maxafrass
4 Jul 2022
When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean
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Pronouncing garlic with a soft g
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Nov 6
Sick and tired of being bamboozled
#endbamboozlement
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Nov 6
Anybody wanna be my friend with me
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Nov 4
Haven’t washed my hands in a while
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Nov 4
I’m tired ass fuck
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Nov 3
Evil Nine Days be like….. this isn’t the story of a girl
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Oct 31
6 porn posts in a row on main tl
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Oct 31
I hate how long it takes to do certain things. Sometimes hours
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Oct 29
Who thought of smoked salmon… good job
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Oct 28
There’s something so interesting about the way certain things are to me for some reason
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Oct 28
I’m not even gonna ask if I can say something
Bry∩n N∩rcisse aka B Nice 🧃
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Oct 27
Honestly Jason Kelce looked like a natural at sumo wrestling in his very first practice match. Linemen play in football is very similar but he quickly learns there's levels to it. Great video.
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Oct 26
Me and the boys are gonna go eat carrots later if you’re down
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Oct 26
I’m kinda like a rubber band (until you pull too hard that is)
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Oct 25
Bro did you seriously just throw a fit after getting what you get
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Oct 19
If you don’t like my story that means you want me dead
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Oct 17
Evil Madonna be like.. time goes by…. so quickly ……..
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Oct 11
Tonight we gonna get on the floor fun fact
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Oct 9
Spongbong
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Oct 7
Air conditioning when water shampooing walks in
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Oct 7
I love blue eyes but if you have blond hair forget about it
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