
Coding since MS-DOS · data → gamedev → mobile, wearable, cloud · building small weird things with AI · Senior Engineer @MySwimPro
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Joined July 2010
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Hey @grok, rank Claude, Codex, and Grok for real-world coding.
Be brutally honest, even about yourself.
If we had Claude in 1998, part 3.
I asked it to fix one bug.
Feel free to steal this one, my name's on the desktop now 😄
Part 2, the one that went viral without my name on it 😅
teapaw.org/maximbilan/status/2118…
A platformer for everyone who grew up with a Walkman 📼
It runs in the terminal. Everything is text.
Should I keep building it? 🤔
If we had Claude in 1998.
I asked it to free up some disk space.
What's the worst thing you ever deleted from C:\WINDOWS?
Tomorrow: this C file is a cassette, and it plays in the terminal.
Into AI agents, game dev or retro code? Let's connect 🤝
It's live 👇
teapaw.org/maximbilan/status/2118…
This C file is a cassette.
Compile it and it plays 🔊
Until the batteries die.
244 away from 1,000 followers. Into code, AI or game dev? Let's connect 🤝
What if Winamp was on the iPhone?
Swipe the EQ. Flick the playlist. MilkDrop on the drop. Windowshade mode goes straight into the Dynamic Island.
It still really whips the llama's ass 🦙
Which app from 2000 would you bring back to your phone?
Follow if you like weird things.
If we had Claude in 1998.
Every note it saves makes Defrag start over.
Do you remember watching Defrag for hours?
Every dev needs a rubber duck. Mine compiles 🦆
This C code is shaped like a duck and renders a 3D duck floating in your terminal.
What should I turn into code next? 🤔
Full lap, 1:27.941 🖤
Fastest Lap on the App Store: apps.apple.com/app/fastest-l…
The pumpkin code is now on GitHub 🎃
The goal was 500 followers. Now we're at 700+. Thank you all 🙏
Link below 👇
github.com/maximbilan/pumpki…
To run it:
cc pumpkin.c && ./a.out
Happy Halloween 🎃 This C code is shaped like a pumpkin and renders a 3D pumpkin in your terminal.
I'm 46 followers away from 500. I post about software engineering, game dev, iOS, and AI agents.
Let's connect 🤝
Let's connect 👋 Reply with the first language you ever wrote code in 👇
I'll go first: QuickBASIC. Now mostly Swift, but I do some TypeScript, Kotlin and Zig for fun.
How it works:
1. Sort the words, longest first
2. Try every spot where the next word shares a letter with the grid (red = doesn't fit)
3. Score each spot by its crossings; take the best
4. Repeat 30 times; keep the grid with the most words
Code: github.com/maximbilan/iOS-Cr…


