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In an abu$ive relationship with the Philadelphia Eagles.
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thanking the fortnite bus driver with my username in gold from winning
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Cyberleek sends a new message in the latest leaked GTA 6 clip about physical discs: “They want to take your rights to resell. The peaceful route got us nowhere. This was plotted by them for years. It is time to fight now or never.”
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I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV
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My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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white people be like Don’t use the front door come in through the garage
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If I gotta get recorded at your food truck I'm not coming
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You just made 1 million Mo Salahs
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I understand why men punch their tvs now
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I WANT MESSI’S ACHILLES ON MY DESK TOMORROW BY TEN AM
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I’ve been a lifelong Egypt fan for the past 30 minutes of my life and I wouldn’t wish this pain on anymore
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Hope that blonde giant destroys them I’m so serious
England and Norway to face off in the quarterfinals of the World Cup.
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Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.
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next english person i encounter is getting their fucking ass beat
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This is one of the best tweets of all time.
"los argentinos no son racistas" Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:
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