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Borat is BACK teapaw.org/switzonthegreat/status…
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Fuck college without the college experience, especially when you're overpaying. Take a year (or two) off if it's feasible. The only thing you get for graduating college "on time" (i.e. 4 years after graduating HS) is having to work for the rest of your life sooner.
No keg parties, no long road trips and no guests on campus. Those are some of the promises U.S. colleges are asking students to make this fall to help contain the coronavirus. apne.ws/WvAtfRq
Max Walker™ retweeted
4th of July is all about betting obnoxiously big money on Joey chestnut swallowing the most hot dogs in the hot dog sucking contest. This is the most electrifying event in sports.
Not up for discussion.
Max Walker™ retweeted
Selling weed literally went from major felony to essential business (open during pandemic) in much of America & yet many are still in prison. Doesn’t make sense, isn’t right.
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‘now, more than ever’ is out now. the music industry, like most other systems in this country, is not designed for us to succeed. flatbush is 100% independent and owned by three Black kids from brooklyn since day fucking one. we will never give up. orcd.co/nowmorethanever
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Aliens are real. Jaden told me so. He says he knows a couple and they bring him snacks some time. Rice krispies, cookies. U know. The good stuff.
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I never imagined the trade-off between economic vitality and human life would be so stark.
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A life without caring about sports is like being a girl for your entire life. I don’t know how they do it. What the hell do they do all day? How do they pass the time? Any tips?
*yeah I know some girls like sports. Chill out.















