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I watch the Astros and I know things. Y’all means all

Joined September 2022
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They were never going to let Miami win this game
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Is it bad for college football that I have zero desire to watch the MIA/ND game?
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Needed aggy to win for SOS. Worthless ass program
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Lane you absolute fuck-stick
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We’ve reached the “documentary about a thing that didn’t happen” level of streaming
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They say that conservatives aren’t good at comedy and that might be true but it’s a fact that they can’t identify a joke
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I don’t think I’m gonna live long enough to see the new Elder Scrolls game, much less put 300+ hrs in like Skyrim. New GTA doesn’t interest me. The last good GTA was San Andreas and that came out in 2004
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I already point and laugh at every cybertruck owner but now I’m going to point and laugh harder
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The only reason I’m watching this game is to see the SMU kicker that started playing football a month ago. He just drilled a 50 yarder after being iced that would’ve been good from 60. Freak
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Spanish is a Star Wars language
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Like Newsome with death row, they could’ve done this at any time. They waited until after the election because they’re political cowards
I have signed an executive order directing HPD to no longer contact ICE for nonviolent offences, helping reduce fear in our communities. Thank you to Chief Diaz, our state and local leaders for their collaboration. A step toward building a stronger Houston. Let’s Go to Work.
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I’m a Rockets fan. I promise you don’t want to keep Chuck and Hakeem around after their usefulness
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I bet Tom Homan is somewhere hoping that everyone forgot he took a 50k cash bribe in a Cava takeout bag
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Drafted the right QB, had a great defense, then a couple hiccups and now the Jags are good. Le sigh
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This might be our best chance at getting free chips and queso at Mexican restaurants
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At the very least she should ban businesses from charging for chips and salsa
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It’s a beautiful day they said. There’s no humidity they said. A great day to get outside they said. It’s fucking hot out here I said
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