It's turtles all the way down!

We love it when you send us pictures without us even having to ask. Just seeing you makes us happy. Send me a picture when you wake up, before you get in the shower, when your hair is messy, when you’re doing your makeup. Send me a video of you getting dressed too. I’m just a guy trying to survive here. 🫠 You’re basically visual oxygen to me. I just like looking at you.

Detach, bro.She’s not rare. You just loved her deeply.

Most girls are actually complete losers who just look good

Thinking about the time when my ex was crying and telling me she's scared I won't want to be with her anymore and as I was consoling her, all I could think was: "Damn, I want to break up"

Your parents won’t be here to watch you grow old. Your partner never knew the little child you once were. And your children may never truly realize how young you were when you raised them. You are the only person who will witness every version of yourself, from the beginning until the very end. The child you once were, the person you are today, and the person you are still becoming. So, be gentle with yourself. Take care of yourself.

God knew how much you were willing to risk for that girl. So he removed her. Let that sink in.

Did you know that there are 29 types of bananas in Sri Lanka? 🇱🇰

唉其实女孩子的小腹真的特别美味呀有人懂么，软软的柔柔的像小猫的原始袋。英文叫tummy，读一遍都感觉嘴里有蜜在流。做的时候不管是轻轻揉揉还是弯下身去亲一亲都显得又色又纯，做之前能够亲一下小腹虔诚地说一句我开动了完全就是餐前祷告级别的程度🤤…

Bir erkek olarak bu hayatta anneniz ve babanız dışında, hatta bazı senaryolarda onlar da dahil, herkesin size düşman olduğunu varsayarak yaşamanız lazım. Duygusallaştıkça ve sızlandıkça hiçbir zaman durumunuz iyiye gitmeyecek, tam aksine karşınızdakine size karşı kullanabileceği

despite all my comic art, my biggest impact on the internet to date, is this meme.

always work as little as possible

Men if you are over 30 your frontal lobe is fully developed, you are going to be this retarded for the rest of your life

I dated a BPD woman. The choices in dealing with a real BPD is to go to jail, death, or leave now going off grid as soon as possible. Not joking. Thank god I am alive at least.

I genuinely admire people who can wake up, eat breakfast, shower, and be ready for work in 25 minutes. I need 25 minutes just to remember where I am, who I am, and what day it is.

They don’t want you to know that you can say babe platonically and bro romantically