I think it is humorous when animals are placed in people situations. My latest standup album, Having a Nice Time, is available everywhere now
Boston, MA
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If you like “hard copies” of your comedy albums, and just hate how poorly they fly through the air, here is my new solution for you. blondemedicine.com/store/le-…
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Still a handful of tickets left to see me and @mayercomedy at 10 this Saturday night at @kismetimprov in Pawtucket, RI! I'm really excited for these shows! kismetimprov.com/events/josh…
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There are just a few tickets left for my late show on Saturday at @kismetimprov in Pawtucket! I'm bringing @mayercomedy with me to open the show too! kismetimprov.com/events/josh…
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BOSTON: in exactly 1 week, Crossword Show tour kicks off at @WBURCitySpace w/guest solvers @MeghnaWBUR & @mayercomedy. Be there AND be square! <-tepid joke about crossword grids; not the first time I've made it. Tix: wbur.org/events/866637/the-c… Tour dates: linktr.ee/zachsherwin
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Soon, the last sliver of electricity and connection will be exhausted. If I die, remember that I, we, were individuals, humans, we had names, dreams, and achievements, and our only fault was that we were just classified as inferior.
The TV remote at my Airbnb has run out of battery, this is the updated version of that twilight zone episode with all the books
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Byah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s awesome that a one second video is going to tank an entire presidential campaign lol
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This clip is from a Bad Lip Reading video, it is not a legitimate audio recording of Ron DeSantis.
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I know it’s just a silly typo but I just saw a place advertising “Whole Boneless Pork Lion” and that is a WILD image
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SAG-AFTRA Members Approve Strike Authorization with 97.91% Yes Vote sagaftra.org/sag-aftra-membe…
Cooking tip: instead of pigs in a blanket, just stick a bunch of hot dogs in the big ball of dough and serve Fucked Up Hand
