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Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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"me da miedo el examen de mañana" también yo:
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“clichés are boring” me when characters say "this is a bad idea" but still kiss the fuck out of each other
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“a las 6 estudio” “a las 7 estudio” ''a las 8 estudio” “a las 9 estudio” “a las 10 estudio”
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How it feels when your friend group are in a fandom your not in
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para qué voy a decirte fuck you cuando puedo cagarme en las cuatro farolas que alumbran la tumba de tu put4 madre
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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being too tired to watch a movie but wanting to watch a movie
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yes if you want to be put on suicide watch
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o fato dessa não ter mais reconhecimento que the way me adoece
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English could never
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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"Tenes para rendir 6 parciales" Yo en mi cabeza delirando que ya estoy de vacaciones:
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first no 4 letter album first collab first remix first christmas song i’m sorry but this is THE best era
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nadie llegará a su nivel
Artists featured on 'THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING' soundtrack: Jennifer Lawrence Whitney Peak Mckenna Grace Stevie Nicks Noah Kahan Noah Cyrus Stephen Wilson Jr. Bella Kay Lizzy McAlpine Sydney Rose Ella Langley Madeline Edwards Kacey Musgraves Billy Vincent Gigi Perez Hudson Freeman The Smashing Pumpkins Depeche Mode & Karyyn Emelie Trahan Kashus Culpepper Scot Greenan Carter Faith Tyler Childers Madison Cunningham Violet Grohl The Cure
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what an era..and it’s not even over yet
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el inglés JAMÁS podría
Unpopular opinion: Spanish is an ugly language. Both in written and spoken forms.
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“do you wanna go to the cinema?”
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my big three but christmas music edition
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La RAE verdaderamente dijo ningun afternoon ni ningún hello
Campaña de la RAE y la Academia de la Publicidad contra los anglicismos innecesarios:
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