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Punyeta kayo pareho. Tumakbo na walang malinaw na plano at plataporma puro drowing sa ere.
Last year, Vice President Sara Duterte stated that reducing rice prices to P20 per kilogram is achievable, but refused to reveal her approach, saying that she does not want to help the current administration.
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Shamelessness in this government has no limit! Anti-Poverty Commission Secretary Manny Pacquiao flexes not only his gloves but also his more than 200K Louis Vuitton Monogram Jacket in a meeting with BIR Commissioner Charlito Martin Mendoza! That obscenely expensive jacket can already feed the poorest households for days! Ganyan tayo sampalin ng kahirapan ng mga namumuno sa atin! Walang hiya-hiya!
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Pasalihin nyo na yang mga lekat na yan jusko kakadiri
Born in Israel, barred from IDF service: 43 young people fight to enlist 'There are enough of us to form an entire company': Children of Filipino migrant workers who grew up in Israel want to enlist in the military, but despite a w... ynetnews.com/article/h1yk2cbโ€ฆ
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THIS IS INSANE. He drugged her so that he could shove abortion pills into her mouth and vagina. He made an online pharmacy account in her name so he could secretly have the pills shipped to West Point. She also wanted to keep the baby. He even threatened that he would kill himself if she didn't get an abortion. She refused because she wanted to be a mother, so he drugged her to terminate the pregnancy. He left her there, and when she awoke, she called 911. She said she was in and out of consciousness during the attack, and every time she tried to spit the pills out, he would shove them back into her mouth. He then went on to study at CORNELL and graduated with his BA in emergency medicine (ironic) in 2024. Yes, he was enrolled the same year the gang rape happened at the fraternity. He then enrolled at Columbia, where he is STILL enrolled. But it gets crazier because he asked if the judge could delay his sentencing so he could finish his semester at Columbia, and the judge granted the request. This piece of shit is allowed to complete his education after assaulting a woman. Meanwhile, there is no update on whether she even finished her schooling after the assault because of the mental and physical trauma she experienced. This is ANOTHER case of a university being aware of a student sexually assaulting someone and still allowing them to finish their schooling. @Columbia should have expelled him immediately. Why are these schools protecting disgusting men?
West Point cadet drugged pregnant girlfriend with spiked shake, then forced abortion in gruesome assault: 'Eat this, it's good for you' trib.al/YXdClG0
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Fined for providing too much employment and more reliable services PH business is over-regulated; it is a major hurdle to progress Despite a consensus that gov is corrupt, people still support having govโ€™s hands in everything
MOVE IT FINED P555.75 MILLION FOR EXCEEDING AUTHORIZED RIDER COUNT READ: The Land Transportation Franchising and Regulatory Board (LTFRB) has fined motorcycle taxi platform Move It P555.75 million for operating with more riders than its authorized limit. Move It was authorized to have only 17,746 riders across Cagayan de Oro, Metro Manila, and Cebu City but had 55,575 unauthorized rider-partners. The board imposed a fine of P10,000 for each unauthorized rider-partner. However, the LTFRB said in a press release that the penalty is not yet final, as Move It has filed a motion for reconsideration. | @ChelsyPerezINQ
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Kaya kampante sila masyado sa gobyerno kasi eto ang metric nila for a good job mga nyeta
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DepEd Philippines got Macbooks from Apple but these posts popped up on Reddit. Is this legit? ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
From Apple's earnings call, which likely attributed to the 24% growth in Mac: Department of Education in the Philippines deployed 110,000 MacBook Neo
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Yung di nakakaramdam, tanga o nakikinabang sa nakaw
HIGHER FUEL, electricity, and food prices, along with the pesoโ€™s sustained weakness, may have driven inflation to a new peak this year in October, analysts said. Poll: Philippine inflation likely quickened to 7.6% in Oct. bworldonline.com/top-storiesโ€ฆ
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DepEd Philippines set to receive 170,000 MacBook Neo from Apple! John Ternus announced they are going to deploy 170,000 MacBook Neos to teachers and staff across the Philippines. Price per unit is Php44,000-Php47,000. Pero bakit ni-raraffle yung MacBook Neo?
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Timeline cleanse. Absolute loser of a human being
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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Just a reminder that Duterteโ€™s PS-DBM bought 40K Intel Celeron super slow entry-level laptops at โ‚ฑ58,300 each, when the MacBook Air M1 cost โ‚ฑ57K at the time.
From Apple's earnings call, which likely attributed to the 24% growth in Mac: Department of Education in the Philippines deployed 110,000 MacBook Neo
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Justice Delay, Justice Dennied???
Nagtipon sa harap ng Korte Suprema sa Maynila ang mga miyembro ng PDP-LABAN at mga tagasuporta ng pamilya Duterte upang manawagan ng agarang resolusyon sa mga nakabinbing petisyon kaugnay sa pag-aresto kay dating Pang. Rodrigo Duterte at warrant laban kay Sen. Ronald dela Rosa.
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hoy putanginamo talaga BBM
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I came across this TikTok account called Luxurychecked that identifies the actual designer pieces worn by public officials, complete with product photos and their corresponding prices. And honestly, nakakalula ang mga presyo. One of the posts features Quezon Governor Dr. Helen Tan, and I couldn't help but take a second look. Given the ongoing concerns about corruption and public accountability dito sa Pinas, these displays of luxury naturally raise some questions. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being wealthy. But holding public office also comes with the responsibility to uphold transparency and lead by example. Under RA 6713, public officials are expected to live modestly, in accordance with their position and income, and avoid ostentatious displays of wealth. At the end of the day, the question is whether this kind of lifestyle is consistent with an official's declared assets and legitimate sources of income. Konting hiya naman sana sa mga public officials natin, and as taxpayers, we have every right to ask questions!
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King Charles face ๐Ÿ‘€ as he is watching Camilla walking off with the umbrella and leaving him to get soaked is absolutely priceless. It's a Benny Hill skit. Hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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King Charles is not amused as torrential rain leaves him soaked through during a ceremony in Antigua on his Caribbean tour. The King is drenched by rain after waiting over a minute longer than the Queen for an umbrella. ๐Ÿ”— trib.al/9aE4R2y
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Nagcosplay na biktima ng angkan ninyo sa EJK. Chaka mo
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Manibela kay Leni VS Manibela kay Marcos: yes to DDS-Apolo10 driver phaseout!!!
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So apparently there are 40 more dead fur babies found related to the Ahjay Paws Aftercare scam. They have their names and weight tags with them. I cannot even stomach watching it. My heart goes out to the furparents. They were handed cement ashes. NAPAKAWALANG PUSO!!
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