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Part-time moustache grower, part-time tweeter, full-time Arsenal, Real Oviedo and Leicester Tigers fan. Husband, and dad to two cracking kids + ❤ Weezer

Huntingdon, Cambs, UK
Joined August 2009
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Replying to @ArsenalBallots
@ArsenalBallots Any knowledge on ballot % success for single ticket application versus 2, 3 or 4? I normally do 2 (and have had some success last season, nothing this). I assume single tickets have better chance, if we're happy to not sit together. Thanks, great work m8.
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Replying to @adrianjclarke
@adrianjclarke Loved your commentary! Listened in from Shanghai 330am. Got goosebumps at the final whistle! Thanks Adrian and Dan
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches Thanks Adam. Got a living room of cheers (whole family round for Christmas) for the mention. Loving the quiz
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Looking for Arsenal away end spare ticket for Villa today. Can meet at ground before match.
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Replying to @ArsenalSpareTix
@ArsenalSpareTix Any spares (just the one) for Villa tomorrow 🙏? Can meet at the ground.
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Replying to @forduk
@forduk any update on Kuga PHEV battery recall please? Since Feb running as AutoEV, unable to charge, mpg dropping significantly
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches Apostrophe Police. Is it short for Nottinghamshire Forest? Also shouldn't it be Man' City?
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Replying to @RealOviedoWFC
@RealOviedoWFC hi do you know the way to buy away end tickets for the Elche game in November? I've planned a mini break to Alicante and it coincides with the Oviedo game 😁👍Thanks
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches Footballers names in things. Lee Child at it again: Jake Reacher Book 17. Four (yes 4) in a few seconds. Definitely the first 2, maybe pushing it with Michael and Tyrick as their colleagues. Hope the audio works 🙏 😂
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On holiday in Sri Lanka re-reading #TheThicket by @joelansdale just in time for the @Tubi film release. But will it come to the UK? 🙏 Hope so, gonna be a blast!
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Replying to @FootballCliches
@FootballCliches A mate reminded me of a classic Half Man Half Biscuit line from "Paintball's Coming Home" (to the tune of 'If I Were A Rich Man') - "If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides". At 1' 06" in: music.youtube.com/watch?v=LP…
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Replying to @girlfriendsxo
@girlfriendsxo so looking forward to tonight's gig with my daughter. Currently in Camden having food and they're playing @Weezer Island in the Sun. Can today get any better? Here's hoping @girlfriendsxo 😍
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.@FootballCliches Amazon dress code Jim? those socks! 2 colours though I suppose ✅ Lee Dixon no tie ✅ Martinez all black with pocket handkerchief ✅ no trainers on view ✅ ✅
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.@joelansdale @nickdamici @KermodeMovie UK Daily Telegraph Films of the week includes the excellent Cold in July tonight BBC2 11.20pm
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Replying to @AllTimeLow
@AllTimeLow Thanks for the 'Birthday' song for my Libby! 15 years old in like 34 minutes time. We're all watching from the UK, well done guys, loving it!
Replying to @A428Cat
@A14C2H This morning saw my second (identical) near miss at Brampton Hut roundabout in past 2 weeks. One set of traffic lights are out so the lorry believed it had right of way. Needs fixing before a serious accident
No "Sleeping In" (get it?) this morning (youtu.be/Cno6uF2ro5g) for @htingdonparkrun #350 today, made easier with @setlistfm of last night's amazing @AllTimeLow gig at @TheGarageHQ @parkrunUK
Replying to @bbc5live
@bbc5live Classic Not the Nine O'clock News sketch parody of Honda advert (I think of car Built by Robots) but very British (multiple Bobs on the production plant so 'Built by Roberts'). Poor quality clip sorry. Matt from Huntingdon youtu.be/FU-tuY0Z7nQ
⁦@arseblog⁩ ⁦@gunnerblog⁩ Just back from Alicante with pre-match snacks!