@mclrnshitposts

I like sport as a method of self harm | heated rivalry | priv @secretshtposts #GoHabsGo

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State Lines Six years after Shane and Ilya’s relationship ends in disaster, Shane is living the perfect life. He has the perfect husband, the perfect friends and a whole future planned. It would be a shame if his new Russian tutor turned out to be the ex he’s definitely over.
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you’re laughing. shane and the reporter could have died when ilya threw a puck carrying a kinetic energy equivalent to 100 million megatons of tnt and you’re laughing.
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Amigo
@TopboixOct 24
"it's just a ship" maybe to YOU. i absorbed it into my soul
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ivy@hollanovs20h
we are sacrificing everyone on hrtwt for them
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jess@hollavnov13h
i will never get over them
Amigo
@TopboixOct 24
"it's just a ship" maybe to YOU. i absorbed it into my soul
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agos@agoslvsshaneOct 25
mi canción 🙂‍↕️
mi’asia 🔮
@glowinasiaOct 25
WHAT THE FUCK DOES HUDSON KNOW ABOUT FROM THE DINING TABLE????
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Is that fucking Cody Simpson
hector@bangerrzOct 23
não existe melhor tiktoker do que esses dois juntos
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Listening to my podcast about Canadian foreign policy while I make my dinner so that I can be free to write my horny Hollanov once I've eaten, it's important to always contain multitudes
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Guys I've found my dream internship for my final Masters semester and I am genuinely DESPERATE for it to work out please can everyone cross their fingers and toes and internal organs and anything else necessary.
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In other news I have 11,250 words worth of essays due before Summer break so please pray for me either way
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I have no idea what I was expecting but Nietzsche definitely wasn't it
keke | k’andre miller for norris@regendapragent115h
just looked at devin cooley’s goodreads and everything about him makes sense
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Creating a new tag instead of ‘whole house gay’ we’re doing ‘whole house Québécois’
jj 🦆@mclrnshitpostsOct 25
In my Montreal set fic I am making people Quebecois who aint ever been Quebecois before. Hayden Pike? BAM from Laval. Zane Boodrum? BOOM Trinidadian-Canadian born and raised in Longueuil. You think Wyatt Hayes can't speak French? You're WRONG. He is from Gatineau, baby!
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My new fic core lowkey
bambi@cervviidae22h
man lying on his stomach kicking his feet and giggling about his crush while scribbling in his notebook except every drawing is a meticulously rendered anatomical study of his crush skinned down to the fascia, muscle tissue, and deep skeletal frame
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Thinking about Juuse Saros' height again 🤏
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Harvey Milk said that ‘if a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.’ The eradication of the closet has been an ambition of queer liberation movements since forever. I’m saddened that there are people framing its endurance as a happy ending.
isa@ffe2ffOct 25
Replying to @crashcrowns
dude i wish i was kidding
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- queer character is concealment, secrecy and deception is an example of those heteronormative structures being reinforced and represents queer identity as 'okay, as long as it's in nobody's face' which is antithetical to the source material's entire message.
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Also just to add: the reinforcement of the closet as a method of ensuring someone stays living as Schrödinger's gay or whatever is pretty much the entire basis of 'don't ask, don't tell' btw
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NHL
@NHL15h
THE HABS TAKE THE #HERITAGECLASSIC! 🔵⚪🔴
Final Score: Canadiens defeat Jets 2-1

ALT Final Score: Canadiens defeat Jets 2-1

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The Habs win in regulation two games in a row is this- are we- back?
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Nashville Colorado being 5-1 and it’s not even the second intermission is crazy
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