@mcremcrem
 Chicago, IL
Joined February 2016
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I can't believe it's been 10 years since me and my serotonin receptors broke up
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Anyone wanna come pick me up in New Haven, Connecticut? This is what I look like
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I won't hurt you I just need a ride :) and maybe a couch to sleep on :)
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Nothing tastes as good as The O.C. theme song feels
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"Okay but realistically I don't even think I'm bisexual, I think I'm just mentally ill and like attention" - me talking to my uber driver
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None of these tweets are even remotely good
which dolan twin did the bachelorette end up choosing
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me: i need to date someone with my sense of humor, someone brilliant and witty and dark my sense of humor:
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narcotics anonymous would probably be a lot more effective if every dude at those meetings didn't look like a white supremacist one monster energy drink away from beating the shit outta me
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I'm Connie Britton Now: The Amy Adams Story
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one time i thought i was super hot for like a good 25 minutes. hands down best 25 minutes of my life
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telling people about the plastic surgery procedures i plan on getting and having them tell me i don’t need it is like crack to me
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y'all ever jacked off to the mental image of some jnco jeans
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i took a 6 month hiatus from twitter and this is all i have to show for it
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