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Matthew Eernisse

@mde

Literal rock star developer. JavaScript, music, Japanese, and serial commas. 日本語でもOKです。Author and maintainer of the EJS templating lib. Developer at @usebland.

 San Francisco, California USA
Joined February 2007
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Slopification proceeding apace.
Hiro Eernisse (@hiroeernisse) profile pictureHiro Eernisse@hiroeernisseNov 2
AI slop graphics at Trader Joe’s now Where’s the crank going? Roller machines don’t make penne
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Tahoe Daily Snow
@TahoeWeatherNov 1
The higher elevations picked up several inches of snow this weekend! Anywhere from a coating, up to a foot of snow on the highest peaks.
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> when a UI designer hears the terms "fitt's law", "affordances" or "depth" across the room
Brad Gessler (@bradgessler) profile pictureBrad Gessler
@bradgesslerOct 31
Replying to @htmx_org
Who needs Fitt’s Law when you can have chaotic anarchy?
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ias@oceanwemllyOct 30
Eu tentando n falar safadeza no meio da conversa
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Ben Smith
@semaforbenOct 28
Even the All-In guys seem to have given up on "super intelligence" @jdcapelouto
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Respectful Memes
@RespectfulMemesOct 31
Give them all the treats
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youtube.com/watch?v=QyrK_lTD…
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Read this. All of it.
Will Manidis (@WillManidis) profile pictureWill Manidis
@WillManidisOct 29
The benefits of abundant intelligence will accrue far outside of San Fransisco. Spent the last year writing about capital, sovereignty, and the coming reordering of economic power. THE COMMANDING HEIGHTS Commanding-Heights.com
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100 percent, this. It shows that Apple is well into the creative-bankruptcy phase of corporate lifecycle.
Hiro Eernisse (@hiroeernisse) profile pictureHiro Eernisse@hiroeernisseOct 28
16 years later, Apple finally put a touchscreen on the MacBook! Here's what Steve thinks:
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Ummmm ....
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 24
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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New blog post. Are you ready to answer these questions three? fleegix.org/ios-app-store-re…
iOS App Store review, AKA The Bridge of Death

iOS App Store review, AKA The Bridge of Death

I really wanted to like building an iOS app. I really did. I've been a Web guy my entire career, and always found the iOS and Android developers to be an interesting and mysterious group of people....

fleegix.org
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God forbid you and your fridge body "come for me." LOL
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 21
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
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Hiro Eernisse@hiroeernisseOct 20
I've been making a kaiju game in the browser on the side, inspired by 70s tokusatsu shows. The buildings are hollow and built from thin wall sheets like the old Tsuburaya miniatures. Jump into one and the walls crack into shards, and once the ground floor goes it pancakes.
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I worked on this stuff so long, with so many different pieces to it, that by the end Claude had totally forgotten the original thing we were doing.
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Bland
@useblandOct 16
Introducing Business Agents, a new way to reach your customers through iMessage. Bland gives your business its own contact in your customers' phones, with your name and logo, access to your company's APIs, and the tools to act on them. Set one up in under 30 seconds, and it handles customer conversations so your team can focus on everything else.
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Bland
@useblandOct 15
iMessage agents for your business in 30s. Send a link and Bland learns your business, plugs into your APIs, and creates a branded agent for you automatically. The agent can do things like Tapbacks (❤️,👍,❗), send embedded components, and even accept payments within a chat. It's live now. Text +1 (415) 481-7537.
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I am reliably informed that the thumbs-up in Slack is seen by Millenials and Zoomer as passive-aggressive or sarcastic. Gotta retrain my @Yammer-addled brain.
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