#TheresASayingThatGoes You can be anything you want to be, as long as you don't mind not being very good at what you do.

Clown with machine guns #WouldBeTheWorstSurprise

Getting shot by your own dog #WouldBeTheWorstSurprise

#MySummerAtCampCrystalLake has been quiet, it's closed. I just have to chill out for a couple years and wait fur them to forget.

#MySummerAtCampCrystalLake we had dance class

#IncludeBargainCrimeConfident It wasn't even a crime, exactly, officer. I'm confident we can make some kind of bargain. Jeez, I can't believe you even found her.

#IncludeBargainCrimeConfident confident he was ready for a life of crime, the youthful malefactor did not bargain on one simple error making him the laughingstock of the criminal kingdom.

#IncludeBargainCrimeConfident What's the matter? I'm certain you remember our little bargain, and even if you don't, you've committed a lot of crimes since then.

#BadTitlesForAKidsBook Harpo's Horrible Secret #noeffort

#BadTitlesForAKidsBook The Old Woman Who Swallowed a Load