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Convincing people with six teeth to defend people with eight yachts may be the greatest political con job in modern history.
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To my American friends: yes, the Emotional Support Canadians are standing by for Tuesday night, but screw this one up and you're on your own.
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Canadians are watching our elections the way you watch your drunk neighbor attempt to launch fireworks from his garage.
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An ice cream company president in Japan stood in a dark suit in front of a hundred factory workers and bowed on national television over nine cents.
His company makes the blue soda popsicle that every kid in Japan buys with pocket change after baseball practice on a hot summer afternoon.
For a quarter of a century, the company fought inflation to keep the price at roughly forty centsβbecause everyone in the factory knew little kids were counting coins in front of the freezer case.
When soaring ingredient costs finally forced them to raise the price by nine cents, the executives refused to shrink the popsicle behind the scenes or hide the increase in fine print.
Instead, the president and a hundred employees lined up outside company headquarters, stood still for sixty seconds on prime-time television, and bowed in silent apology to the children of Japan.
Nobody was angry. Sales jumped ten percent the very next month because parents wanted to support a company that treated a child's allowance like a sacred contract.
A nation's integrity is not measured by the size of its corporations, but by how honestly they treat a child holding a handful of coins.
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We're all paying the price after Republicans increased the cost of living - look no further than an order at Waffle House.
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Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's @TorontoStar
Weirdly, @JeffreyRWRath and @MitchSylvestre6 seem to have an issue with separationβ¦.
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Nothing like a live streamed firing squad execution to make America Great again.
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Just curious. Is pumping lethal drugs thru someone to kill them, failing, then resuscitating them hypocritical or am I just confusedβ¦.
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So it appears Lake Ontario is named as such in the Treaty of Canandaigua, signed by President George Washington and ratified by Congress in 1795.
I donβt think Canadians are the least bit βconfusedβ about the Lake Ontario thing. Nor are we confused about Premier Smithβs intentions. ctvnews.ca/world/trumps-tariβ¦



















