they don’t tell you this but you’ll end up sending texts like “not to misgender myself but lowkey us”
if you arrive costumeless at a halloween party and find yourself jammed up in an and-who-are-you-type convo, you can always say you aren’t so hung up on the whole identify thing
it’s too bad our most misunderstood hero (Elizabeth Holmes) must share the screen with our most celebrated villain (Nathan Fielder)
NFL highlights from 2007 are so blurry as to have you believe in spite of yourself some things have improved in the past 20 years. NBA highlights from 2007 will have you on your knees, sobbing, hiccuping, sputtering, “let me go back.”
Let’s just bring back regional music partisanship. Midwesterner power pop heads can’t fathom East Coast power pop. It’s a wonder mother lets you play with Sharp Pins!
the distant farmhouse depicted in the vision exam inspired some melancholia but the Cam’ron playing in the reception area restored me
There’s a shy looking fellow on the courthouse steps, holding up
a placard that says “But, I kinda liked Caveh Zahedi.”
