Wikipedia: jesters privilege

Joined November 2008
Cannot put into words how much this sucks
‘THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL’ has returned with a new Christmas commercial for Walmart. Starring Walton Goggins as Ebenezer Scrooge.
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New (ish? When did they bring Rizzo back?) voice for Rizzo not so bad tho
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once again sharing how the scary stories to tell in the dark books scared me so fucking bad that my mom revoked my book fair privileges for a year bc i wouldn't stop buying them and scaring the shit out of myself
when i was a kid i read all the scary stories to tell in the dark books in one day at schol and when i got home i told my mom we need to buy a gun because there are all kinds of monsters in the world that. we don't even have a fuckng clue about
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and then when i finally got my book fair rights restored i brought home Coraline. in many ways i think i am my mothers karma
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Do you think he makes those faces during sex
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The “go woke go broke” thing is so funny to me because what these adult toddlers fail to understand is that we’re all actually mad about the same shit. If diverse characters are part of a game and the writing is rly good no one gives a singular fuck.
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And then after all of the mess from them rushing that game to market died down not one incel redditor blamed it on “woke.” No one even gives a shit anymore. Most ppl agree it’s a good game
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Which is why it sucks that Veilguard was such a colossal stinker bc they branded it as the Woke Simulator when in reality u could make it through like 90% of that game without ever dealing w hearing some shit like “what r ur pronouns.” It’s not bad bc woke. It’s bad bc it’s Bad
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one time me and my friend put this on coming down off acid to fuck w our other friend and I’m so glad we turned that shit off bc I think this would have done irreparable harm to my psyche
I don't understand why I find the ending of MARMADUKE so funny - a bunch of CGI dogs pathetically dancing to What I Like About You never fails to put a giant smile on my face.
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Cannot think of an industry that’s more fucked than the gaming industry rn. Feels like every other month this happens. What is the solution here even?
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forgot that when you post ab video games on here every incel chud loser crawls out of their cave to harass you. anyway turning off replies if ur celebrating people losing jobs in this economy bc “woke” you deserve the same energy u put out
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i wish all EA execs a very die
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Like film/entertainment industry an obvious close 2nd but man this shit is bleak
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Guys what the fuck was Dr. Nick supposed to be that he got cancelled I thought he was just Italian
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Never even registered to me Dr Nick is like a racial caricature, I always just saw him as dr Nick 😭
Eric Lopez is now the new voice of Dr Nick after Treehouse of Horror Presents The Revengening. The final time Hank Azaira performed as Dr Nick was in Season 31's Warrin' Priests Part 2, months before the show recast certain characters of appropriate color/race/gender
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everyone in the replies asking for the number of minutes this person spent talking ab themselves is going to hell
My friend pulled up footage from their nanny cam to literally time how many minutes I spent talking about myself during a visit. I drove three hours to see them and their new baby after eight months apart.
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banished meg retweeted
Hudson yards is spiritually Dubai
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It’s fr such a shame Sinners was the shortest HHN house this year because the .5 seconds I was in there I had a BLAST. Every single Remmick was practically nose to nose w me
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my only guess is that they could only afford licensing for like such a small handful of scenes and they struggled to figure out how to make them last but it really did not work out. Now that I’ve done every house I can honestly say HHN 35 was largely a huge miss
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