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mayor meg™

@megwiemer

A Neti Pot, but for the soul. Future bee hermit. Wandering mayor. Cracklin Oat Bran lover. dogs cats banana phones

 Utah
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Joined January 2011
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Eating disorder? But I hardly know her! Anyway, aren't disorders the pits? Speaking of Pitts, Brad
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What is UP.
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Still miss you. Elon can suck it! I am too sleepy to tweet and by sleepy I mean uhhhhh drunk. Sorry!!!
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Let’s keep each other company tonight!!! I feel weird!!!
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What’s up, everyone. Fun fact I have a crush on all of the Monkees minus Micky. Sorry, Micky. Guess I just like the dead ones.
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I forgot how to tweet. 😔
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So the reason I was absent from Twitter for long had not one thing to do with Elon. I was just, you know, overwhelmed. And by the time I wasn't overwhelmed, I had been off for so long that I felt awkward tweeting again. Does that make sense?
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No one cares, Meg! Check your ego! Can’t spell Meg without ego! Wait. Yes you can. Yes, we can! Rock the vote!
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I’VE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH
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Should I start tweeting again? Will you have me back?
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You are all my family. Except for you, Elon. What if Elon WAS my family, though? What if I was Elon’s grandpa.
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I kinda miss you, Twitter!
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TODAY IS BETTER!! Love you, friends.
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Just bawled my eyes out after eating lunch, so, yeah… recovery is going really really well today!!! 👎
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I just spent half an hour looking at Chili's menu. I'm nowhere near above a chain restaurant. Do you sweethearts like Chili's? I have only been once and it was nearly 15 years ago with an ex and I still remember feeling so guilty for ordering a steak. Poor Meggie!
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I think the canned sardines subreddit is my new favorite! And this mayor really enjoys a nice can of sardines!!!
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Going to RED LOBSTER next Wednesday with my sweet elderly mother and we’re both getting steak and lobster and I’ve never had lobster and I’m very excited about all of this AND extremely excited about the cheddar bay biscuits ohhh yeeeah
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Went to the store and treated myself to some Wheat Thins and this cilantro lime sauce and a lot of tinned fish and let's see what else... oh yeah!!! Pretzel rods! Or braids! Or whatever they're called! I love 'em!!!
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What is your favorite Mexican dish? My goal is to try different Mexican dishes every week because I love Mexican food so so so much and I need to challenge myself and this sounds like a terrific challenge and mwah mwah
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Felt wonky bonky today, so I did a little self-care and watched Abbott Elementary and PEN15 and baked banana bread and drew pictures of cats. I feel...... better.
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