Since I haven’t twatted in almost five years here’s an update on where my life’s at: I now walk around my neighborhood and critique houses loud enough for people to hear through their Rings. They need to know.
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Every morning I get a cup of coffee, hold it in my cold dead hands, take two sips and forget about it for the rest of the day☕️
Gotta say one of my fav things is celeb gossiping. Yes, I would like to keep up with the kardashians thank you
Looked up the yeezy boost on Amazon with a hopeful heart but that 600$+ price tag just took a machete to my dignity
Pretending to text but I'm really tweeting this tweet.. I hope no ones looking at me too afraid to look up oh god
When the girls w/ the cellulite and no booty start trynna be Bubba Sparx's Ms New Booty #timetoleave #gottgo
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amelia retweeted
Watching the @GCAlteredCourse #showdown!!!! @meliaann @arianasavich @JadaLalita @eileenk18 #golf #gotime
