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boss keeps talking about her teenage son who started only eating ground beef and raw eggs like it’s a cute quirk … how do we tell her
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i feel like people act too normal about religion like what do you mean there are people in charge who believe a man put two of each animal on a boat 5000 years ago and they’re not 3 years old
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i’m not joking like how is that not viewed as some sort of intellectual disability
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this is actually perfect for my plan to run up on you with my weapon
I want my smart glasses to hide everything distracting while I am working.
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i don’t really care about the elizabeth holmes of it all but i can’t believe i get to see nathan on the big screen
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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gonna ignore the demonic energy that has consumed this website and tweet like it’s 2020
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oh tonight was a hoot and a half
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yasss show us those pearly yellows john lennon
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i know julian casablancas is a loser but man can that boy put on a show
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Replying to @villainmonkey
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just learned about hunters biden’s backstory and omg no wonder he was out there doing crack i would’ve done much worse
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i thought he was jill’s son….
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daydreaming about moving to a beach town and working at waffle house after a bad day at work>>
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this guy at work told me that every time he goes to a music festival he goes there a few days earlier when the park or whatever is still open and buries a bottle of liquor like omg… we gotta get you in AA brother
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saw an ad for shaky knees on webmd and bought a ticket
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kinda one of their best lineup of all time i know it’s gonna smell funky in there
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this is not a real problem btw your brains are just scrambled with misogyny
as someone who was raised by someone who had them when they were 30 Please consider you will be experiencing your Menopause with ur daughters Puberty
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yeah…
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