tech, trading and whatever I'm hyperfixated on ✨

Joined October 2013
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When BNB started 9 years ago, I never thought I would be ringing the bell for a blockchain token (treasury) on NASDAQ one day. I don’t know what shows crypto and tradfi converging more than this. #BNB Standard
Today is the beginning. $BNC CEO @odagius at the Nasdaq podium, minutes before the Opening Bell, with @cz_binance. @BNBCHAIN
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WHAT DID THEY SEE 💀
*ANTHROPIC WARNS OF CATASTROPHIC, EXISTENTIAL RISKS TO HUMANITY
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I don't think AI or the aliens will destroy us. We're probably the funniest species in the entire multiverse.
JUST IN: New Yorkers gather in Washington Square Park for an Elizabeth Holmes lookalike contest.
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"CEO Masatoshi Kumagai warns that the internet itself is on the verge of collapse."
SITUATION DETECTED: Following the massive cyberattack on Japan's GMO Internet Group, which led to fraudulent trades across 70+ brokerages and FX platforms, CEO Masatoshi Kumagai warns that the internet itself is on the verge of collapse.
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Bitcoin is still above $80k, but crypto traders managed to go broke on memecoins or sold their spot bags at the bottom. It's truly fascinating.
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How many more new lows can Americans take before something finally breaks? Is this just an endless downward spiral? 💀
TRUMP: "I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss."
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I don't think AI or the aliens will destroy us. We're probably the funniest species in the entire multiverse.
JUST IN: New Yorkers gather in Washington Square Park for an Elizabeth Holmes lookalike contest.
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Bitcoin is still above $80k, but crypto traders managed to go broke on memecoins or sold their spot bags at the bottom. It's truly fascinating.
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It's gonna get bumpy soon...
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Mel 👾 retweeted
Stay SAFU! Is it just me, or is the world getting crazier?
We owe you an apology. On October 20, we detected unauthorized access to our official website. After verifying API activity with Shopify, we confirmed on October 23 that a third party obtained customer shipping information. You trusted us with those details, and we're sorry we didn't keep them safe. Exposed: names, contact details, shipping addresses, and order details (items and prices). Not exposed: payment card or bank details, recovery phrases, private keys, or wallet passwords. We've blocked access, fixed the vulnerability, opened an investigation, and are emailing affected customers. Scammers may pose as Keystone by phone, text, email, or mail, offering refunds, replacement devices, or "fixes" for your order or address. None of it is from us. NEVER share your recovery phrase or private keys, and NEVER enter your recovery phrase into a device you didn't order. We will never ask for them. Don't click links in unexpected messages. Type keyst.one yourself. A detailed report is coming soon. Until then, trust only our official channels. If anything feels off, email [email protected]. We'd rather hear from you than have you take a chance. Again, we're truly sorry to everyone affected.
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Mel 👾 retweeted
it was never your money just your turn to look at the numbers on your screen
Dear God, I just want my money back.
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it was never your money just your turn to look at the numbers on your screen
Dear God, I just want my money back.
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chill bitcoiners, we're good till $78k
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This has to be the 9th or 10th iPhone Duo screen failure I've seen in the past few hours.
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Replying to @coinfessions
Time to start listening to cats
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Judgment Day, but it's just everyone going broke at the same time.
SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios. The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios. Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said. Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior. Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
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Everyone worried about AI hacking crypto, but the internet and banking systems rely on weaker encryption. That said, AI doesn’t need to break Bitcoin’s cryptography to cause damage, leaked data already enables more phishing, social engineering, etc, Stay SAFU!
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There is nothing to worry about. Nothing important is run on PHP or old software—except the water & electrical grid, a few government services like our missile defense systems and a handful of electrified fences at the zoo (for the lions, tigers and cobras).
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Judgment Day, but it's just everyone going broke at the same time.
SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios. The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios. Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said. Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior. Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
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Mel 👾 retweeted
You know what, I think I'm financially secure enough to just play video games until the apocalypse. As long as it happens within 3 months.
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