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London, England
Joined June 2012
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back in my day if you were 13 on Twitter you kept that to yourself
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friends with benefits but the benefit is that I’m always down to drink and smoke
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soñando que esto se me haga realidad
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A woman can be drunk and half clothed and won't be raped if there's not a rapist in the room. Liquor and clothing don't cause rape, rapist do.
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a customer just came into my job wtf
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Melissa retweeted
no sé cómo explicarlo pero las pibas de mi pueblo que tuvieron embarazo adolescente usan Instagram como las de una generación mayor a la que les corresponde
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Melissa retweeted
You don’t eat cookies at work and they think you got an eating disorder
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if you’re visiting nyc and you’re a good friend of mine and you DON’T ask me to stay at my place i feel like i failed you as a friend to not make you feel comfortable enough to at least ask 💔 i may not always be able to host someone on a given day but i would never be mad at someone asking!!
shocked by the discourse about whether it’s rude to ask if you can stay at a friend’s apartment when you’re in their city. someone said “i have a tiny apartment and a stressful job so that wouldn’t work for me” okay then say that to your friend? it’s not rude of them to ask wtf
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If we have short winters and the weather remains this mild for most of the year, the UK has a genuine claim to be the best climate in the world. Thank you climate change.
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Utterly obsessed with hows shes been in 3 days and shes said she doesn’t give a fuck about men’s mental health, compared dogs to god, said she’s scared of people without limbs and has called someone a fat fuck basically. Camp af we are so back #bbuk
Sneak Peek 👀 The Housemates turn on each other in their first Shopping Task 🫣 #BBUK
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Melissa retweeted
We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.
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FINALLY a successful we can’t be friends (wcbf) mute challenge in london night 9 of the eternal sunshine tour at the O2 arena // (she smiled so i’ll allow it)
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Melissa retweeted
“Women should let their husbands lead them” The husbands: “I don’t know what I’m supposed to do, I need you to make me a list”
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unfortunately 90% of my reactions are fake. i actually do not give a fuck. i just don't want to make it uncomfortable.
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Melissa retweeted
My much older brother was a smack addict. He's no longer addicted as they won't deliver to his grave. I asked him what it tasted like, when I was 8. In a moment of kindness he told me it's like banana, knowing full well that I can't stand bananas. He likely saved me with words.
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Melissa retweeted
Men after committing 99.9 percent of violence
When you tell women strangling children is illegal.
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2004 this song was made. Been downhill from here ever since… I think we should re-make it lol.
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Me after it only got about 20% darker than it normally is at this time
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Melissa retweeted
the sun watching the moon eclipse it:
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Tourists who have visited London this summer are so lucky, they must think it’s so great here
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