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Latinos won big in Texas last night! Congratulations to our new Latina governor @GinaHinojosaTX and Tejano music star and new congressman @bobbypulido425
Looks like I’m a be free for a while….. our plane lost power and crashed landed in the water. Everyone is ok, think I’m a go get a beer now.
Early voting starts today in Texas! Good luck to @jamestalarico, @Jon_RosenthalTX, @GinaHinojosaTX and anyone who is a member of the libertarian party.
Got real high and went grocery shopping…. What happened to the pocket? It feels so weird cooking this without the microwaveable cardboard sleeve.
Shout out to all the people who don’t want to have kids. 😁 I’m glad more successful people are not giving in to social peer pressure.
John Cena’s hilarious response to people who keep asking why he doesn’t have kids
Trevor Noah: “I see why everyone goes, ‘Why aren’t you going to have kids?’”
John Cena: “Me?”
Eugene: “You don’t have kids?”
John Cena: “No. Whoa, man. You came out the gate with the parent shame club. You know what? Should I be ducking that?”
“That’s the funniest part. Let’s lean into that. Go ahead. Go ahead. What’s on your mind?”
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that, though.”
Eugene: “Why? How? Tell us more.”
John Cena: “My sperm has never fertilized an egg. That’s how I don’t have kids.”
When was the last time you had corn nuts? Saw a bag at the store and was like I haven’t ate these since the 90s 😁.













