what if this whole goddamn story was told by Judith #TheWalkingDead
tomorrow, parade
Philadelphia will burn
but hey, go Eagles
#SportyHaikus
me: "I'm done with him"
him: *texts to come over*
me: #MyBiggestSinIn4Words
#FacesMadeWhenGettingABadGift are extremely similar to the faces made when faking orgasms
the only reaction to seeing Carl should be "holy shit, it's Carl"
#TheWalkingDead
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you don't know true pain until you've been on hold with the post office about a lost package for hours listening to elevator versions of the song stylings of avril lavigne
yooooo don't think I slept on that nightgown girl throwback #TheWalkingDead
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#IdCallYouBut it goes against the Millennial contract I signed to only text
