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merp

@merpderpy

@merpderpy on discord. rivals 2 wrastor, ssbu bayo, theater kid, fuck if i know what else

 Connecticut, USA
Joined July 2020
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just watched the minecraft movie. genuinely life changing. Seeing jennifer coolidge have sex with a Minecraft Villager on my screen was simply cinematic. The baby was crowning just outside of the camera’s view and I was sobbing. genuinely 10/10 (viewing experience, 0/10 movie)
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ちんこギンギンにした男4人(俺を含む)を寝かせてその上向きちんこを並べて11/11、ボッキーの日ってのをやろうと思ったんだけど1番左担当の友達のちんこが曲がりすぎてたのと俺のちんこが小さすぎて9.11と勘違いされてブチ切れたアメリカ人とムスリムに襲撃されて死んだ
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Prepare to suffer from the most overpowered mouse that the world of Aether has ever seen. And no, I'm not talking about Pomme (this time).
Dan Fornace (@danfornace) profile pictureDan Fornace
@danfornaceOct 3
If Mina doesn't win this, then we're gonna make her super overpowered at her release in Rivals II next year to force people to appreciate how cool she is. NO PRESSURE!
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How it feels to hit a superclone combo
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瑠璃月ミュゼット🐇💎🌙＠新人Vtuber (@bluerose_myu) profile picture瑠璃月ミュゼット🐇💎🌙＠新人Vtuber
@bluerose_myuNov 8
時オカリメイク、モリブリンの鎧ナーフされてて笑う。 こんなにお尻出してなかっただろおまえっ🤣
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merp@merpderpyJun 5
meanwhile in rivals of aether 2 land:
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2XKO (@Play2XKO) profile picture2XKO
@Play2XKOJun 5
it has come to our attention that many of you are creating pictures of thresh with his armor removed. please do not do that
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merp@merpderpyJan 21
#playingwiththeything
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skipping a class once makes you understand Batman’s no kill rule
Anri 🌌 (@windskylark) profile pictureAnri 🌌@windskylarkNov 5
trying to go to a class after skipping once
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everyone drop and give me 20 pronouns
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“You gotta be zeebee eating noodles with his hands if you think we fuckin” Me:
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Let's clear up a misconception:
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learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction.
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Replying to @usedgov
Hi! Second voice of Uncle Iroh here with a message for you and your boss…
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I like when he spanks Yoshi's slut ass twice on the floor
Noodl (@Noodl423) profile pictureNoodl@Noodl4237 Mar 2025
Few will appreciate how optimal this was
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Wondering where you can catch the reveal for our next character? Save the date for @PortPriority on 11/14-11/15! 📆 Character reveal and release date will premier on their Rivals 2 stream
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MAN SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP
Wattpad (@wattpad) profile pictureWattpad
@wattpadOct 29
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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does anyone know how to unlock nightmare kyoshi
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ace@ariscopusOct 28
it’s my birthday today :) the best gift would be for you to retweet my gay ass art
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